Need More Women In My Inbox And Dms

manifesting ace attorney now... give me lawyer yaoi, tumblr WHERE ARE YOU HIDING IT???

kicking my feet and giggling while scrolling through klapollo and narumitsu/wrightworth posts

probably gonna be listening to a lot of skramz to keep myself awake today. ama :3

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The ABSOLUTE sexiest is this one woman I saw at work one time who was so nice to me

She was like a metalhead with tons of tattoos and piercings and we talked for a fair bit about music before she left it was cool

(and also the previously mentioned person <3)

(and whoever is reading this. i love you all.)

i wish i was better at dirty talk

i wish i was better at explaining exactly what i want to do to/with someone

i wish i was better at actually going through on my mental plans

i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller

i wish i had a girl who looked good, i would call her

everybody go watch a minecraft movie in theaters, it's peak.

10/10 it needs to make 1 minecraftillion emeralds at the box office or there's never gonna be a sequel!!!!

(but for real it's like a 4/10. still peak fiction though.)

i'm bored and i wanna answer boring questions :3

(PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TALK TO ME!!! or don't it's okay either way <3)

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

this but they're all just completely impossible to interpret and understand, let alone put into words.

i wanna start just posting my unfiltered thoughts on here but most of them r like i need to have freaky nasty sex and then get brutally murdered and that’s about it

for the record, i don't bruise very easily

'cept hickeys, but even then you need to try pretty hard.

im BORED chat send asks please 💔

could be about anything freaky or not, literally ranting about one of my interests would fix me rn I just need a good place to start