Momo Is So Pretty!

I'm bi with means I'm attracted to me because this is funny to me.

But why did the predictive text have to mOcK mY sExUaLItY like that?? At least it wasn't really homophobic 🤷‍♀️

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

An OC I made.

Ok, but the algae is real. Never again.

Yeah yeah don’t put your tank near a window blah algae yeah but consider how pretty it is

I typed out this story for my friend last night but then I realized it was in format that hilariously resembles tumblr ramblings. So I'm posting it here:

Well, I was going on a walk in the dark on the bike trail by my house and there was a guy on the opposite side of the trail to me. I actually thought he was a woman for a sec cause he was so short lol but he got like 30 feet away from me and said "hey, how're you doing mate?" (In an impressively not Australian/British manner) and I was like, 'bro can't possibly be talking to me, he's probably on the phone with somebody' but then he gets closer and I see he's walking a dog and he WAS talking to me cause he says the dog is friendly and that I can pet her. But also this man genuinely thought I was just a cis guy and it was really awesome I love men (platonically, I'm a minor lol)

Okay, so I kinda forgot to come back and report lol... anyways, I've tried it. I kinda really forgot it was there for most of the time though, but it works and feels like a thing in that area lol. If that's something you're interested in. 7/10

happy men's day everyoneeeee

These guys are so goofy. I love them

Pink crab spider aka heather crab spider, Thomisus onustus, Thomisidae

Found throughout Europe and into Asia and northern Africa

Photos 1-2 by macronocturno, 3-4 by alexis_orion, 5-6 by mammal, 7 by blaupfeilda, 8 by dmtrsav, and 9 by iyptala

I think tits are the primary cause of my depression.

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it