When I Was 17, I Was On My Way To Graduate From High School, Got Accepted Into The University Of My Choice,

bitches say buff like it means he's not fat. bodybuilders in the off-season? weightlifters, wrestlers, boxers?

Ragh is canon buff not fat

wrong!

gilears voice is slightly different - maybe it's just that brennan hasn't done that voice in a while, but i really think there's something up with him. obviously he's had great luck (probably a trade-off for figs new terrible luck) but his personality seems to have changed and fabian didn't make an insight check

Anyone else getting odd vibes for Gilear this episode…? Cause between him mysteriously winning a vacation and getting engaged/married without telling Fig (cause you KNOW he’d tell her) and Fig’s Dairy Demon Deal™️, I feel like something is up…

If you get scared, you can always hide behind me. I’ll be hiding behind Luke.

JUNIOR YEAR EP 1 SPOILERS + THEORY

OK. OK IMCHILL ABOUT THIS.

lemon yoghurt demon yes, but consider - corn cutie glob. tuna surprise.

sting accidentally saying gaybertooth in front of all the other guild masters and then quietly giggling to himself as everyone stares deadpan at the dumbass who can’t finish his report from laughing at his own joke 

Sabertooth Headcanons

There’s a swear jar and a ‘Made Yukino cry, faint or upset’ jar

Both get filled regularly especially when someone from Fairy Tail visits

Behind those there’s a smaller ‘Overreacted to something involving Frosch’ jar (which gets full fast)

Sting overheard someone calling Sabertooth ‘Gaybertooth’ and won’t stop calling the guild that. Especially at council meetings.

They’re super competitive and have a ‘battle of fairy tail’ style tournament six months after the GMG to keep them going and also to see who’s the 5 strongest and most likely to make up the Sabertooth team.

The 5 top placed mages from the tournament get sabotaged the rest of the six months until the GMG team is announced. 

I don’t think you understand they’re SUPER COMPETITIVE

Competitions out of everything

Winner gets the contents of the jars

Sting gives Rogue pet names when he’s moody

The worse the mood the more sickly/amount of pet names

Soon Orga joins in, followed by Rufus, followed by the whole guild until on a bad day everyone will at least refer to him as Roguey

Guildhall slumber parties

Rogue, Yukino, Minerva and Rufus actually end up doing all of the ‘master’ work while Sting goofs off

He still whines about the amount of paperwork from the council though

So much so that they decide to take a ‘Fairy Tail approach’ to the council and just ignore them

 They find out they’re not the only guild to have a pool so decide to one up Fairy Tail by putting a bar in the pool

I mentioned they were competitive didn’t I?

Toph: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Aang: Really? Name one law

Toph: [pause] Don't kill people?

Aang: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Being a Yellowjackets fan is weird bc the way I was momentarily FUMING thinking that Tai would just bury Van in that random rug without even taking a bite? Genuine hand-on-heart sigh of relief when she pulled out the knife, that's right girl eat her heart like you should 💞

we need a kipperlilly special on the complicated women podcast - she willingly chose to be possessed, those are some complex ethical and philosophical ramifications. for the sake of the argument i'm assuming porter also has control over her since the shatter star is a part of her, because the morality of choosing to become evil is so interesting. did she think she was going to become a hero somehow, or did she accept that she would have to be a villain to have the power she wanted? she wanted to be better than the bad kids but she kept her moral superiority about fairness and the rules, so was she aware that she couldn't beat the bad kids by playing fair? was her anger always at her own inadequacy, at the fact that she could never excel in the same way they did without cheating? was she projecting the entire time?

WHY IS ETHO EBENEZER SCROOGE AND WHY DOES IT KIND OF MAKE SENSE

4 beds 4 cuddling