Dude It's So Fucking Hard To Make 'hey It's Ok Maybe She Was Going To Abort It Anyway' Sound Poetic Man.

just gonna add my unwanted headcanons

natsu?? def enby ish. probs any pronouns, is just vibing. i wanna say pansexual aromantic, bc he does have fanservice-y moments and is mostly just oblivious to romance.

erza and cana are basically canon wlw - am i wrong?? jellal’s the only guy erza’s ever liked and cana might go for a guy once in a while but wouldn’t be serious about it.

lucy and juvia are gay as hell. i refuse to accept juvia’s obsession with gray as romantic bc thats not what i think romance is but i definitely do believe it was sexual. also juvia is definitely somewhere in the enby spectrum. 

gray had a crush on erza at some point, probably also on natsu tho tbf. not lucy or juvia, at all - he’s definitely some form of demi, possibly asexual.

i can’t see jellal ever having romantic feelings for anyone but erza, so i’ll call him greyromantic. he’s also definitely asexual. not sex repulsed, but it isn’t something he has any desire for.

gajeel has always been ftm in my head and i have absolutely no reason for that. he n levy are doing great being str8 together, and i’m p comfortable saying they’re both straight.

also QUEERPLATONIC NALU is the future. lucy kinda thought it might be romantic at some point but natsu is very aromantic and now they chill and eat ice cream together. they are always mistaken for a couple, esp since natsu will get jealous if lucy spends more time w her partner than him but their solution for that was for natsu to tag along on dates like their kid.

none, and i mean none, of the fairy tail characters are cishet (as in maybe cis but part of the lgbt community and/or trans/nb etc). idc. yall can disagree with me but i refuse to acknowledge some of these ships (like gruvia oop).

natsu dragneel is aroace and overall a no labels guy in general. lucy heartfila is bi leaning guys but we all know she has a gf. gray fullbuster is gay or bi. erza scarlet is bi leaning girls.

natsu has a close ass relationship with lucy but they're not romantic in any way. they enjoy eachothers company, spend one on one time together etc (im bad at explaining JDNDKXJD). if juvia's obsessive and unhealthy behaviour towards gray wasn't canon, she'd probably be crushing on lucy. gray.... oh, gray. he is. oh, you know. erza is just vibing.

my main fairy tail ships are currently:

(romantic) jellal x gray

(romantic) erza x jellal

(platonic) lucy x natsu

(romantic) lucy x juvia if she didn't have her obsession

(romantic) levy x gajeel

of course, everything i say is headcanons, but lemme just believe this is real,, this once,,

poor cassandra is being abused 😭'i'll change everything about me so you'll like me more and give you all these cool powers, could you maybe talk to ppl about me so i don't fade out of existence and become the nightmare king again' MY POOR GIRL

Cassandra I would treat you right as your cleric I promise baby just give me a chance

wow that's tough, hope you find some legal cinema by the time i'm writing this. maybe there's like an app or smth idk. u'd probably have to try a couple servers to see which one works for u tho, hypothetically

Ok Pinterest got me interested in watching Yellowjackets but there's no way I'm paying 20 bucks for a Crave subscription so uh if anyone has any Perfectly Legal Ways To Watch It, pleaseeeee DM me

updating this with CAN I USE THOSE DIAMONDS FOR CLASS WHEN REFERRING TO YOLANDA BADGOOD'S PRESSURISED DEAD BODY

Brennan: If someone leaves the party or dies, the party becomes pass/fail which is not an option for you. You need to succeed profoundly.

Everyone Else: Oh god, what if someone dies?

Siobhan: If we kill one of the Rat Grinders, they don't get to go to college.

Willie: *kicks "G" off Graveyard sign*

Willie, to Alex: Let's get this party started.

Toph: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Aang: Really? Name one law

Toph: [pause] Don't kill people?

Aang: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN HAWKINS

thinking about grian's 'there's a way we can still be friends' in last life. he didn't turn on the mounders - he wanted to stay friends.

Gah the way Mumbo was so distrustful of Yellows for having abilities they could use against Greens, the way Mumbo went after the Mounders (his friends) when he turned Red, the way they tried to talk him down and almost convinced him they could still be a team...

Because that's how it was in Last Life. In Last Life, once you were Red you're friends were gone. That was it. You couldn't ally anymore.

And Mumbo never got past that, he never got to see an alternative (until the small glimpse he got with the Mounders, before the Warden got him)

marrying her rn. this woman has two houses AND a giant dog, come on now!!

jumping on the fmk train!

spin this wheel and tell me if you’d fuck, marry, or kill the fantasy high character you get! (adult versions of underage characters, unless you’re underage yourself)

it kept giving me error messages when I tried to create a link, saying something in my wheel “wasn’t appropriate.” eventually I figured out that I had to censor s*xy rat asdfhjkfh

it’s got notable characters from all 3 seasons of fantasy high, but I omitted any characters exclusive to the seven and/or pirates of leviathan

i don't have art to go along w this rn, BUT i desperately want junior year to include ayda living w her dad IF ONLY so fig and adaine can visit and we can see the inevitably insane house arthur aguefort lives in!!