EPISODE 12

now listen. i have absolutely no basis for this. but i want him to date ragh.

anarchist AND athletic? 👏is👏he👏single👏

can't believe you got through all of this without mentioning the fact that the hot ranger lady gives you a demon/god/cat std and her boyfriend's niece also gets it because she drank her blood

imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions

wow that's tough, hope you find some legal cinema by the time i'm writing this. maybe there's like an app or smth idk. u'd probably have to try a couple servers to see which one works for u tho, hypothetically

Ok Pinterest got me interested in watching Yellowjackets but there's no way I'm paying 20 bucks for a Crave subscription so uh if anyone has any Perfectly Legal Ways To Watch It, pleaseeeee DM me

Remember when you used to be a rascal

clinging till i'm getting sentimental

Sting: *gets down on one knee*

Rogue: Oh my G-d, it's finally happening!

Sting: *ties shoe laces*

Rogue: He's stopped wearing crocs!

historians will see a girl leave a note for her paramour to fossilise over billions of years just so she knows she misses her and say they were good friends

me walking

Showing how the Knight can jump on every square in chess

'gay buddy dawn' this, 'buddy dawn gay awakening' that, can i introduce you to 'aroace, secretly glad for the excuse to be abstinent and single buddy dawn'?

i'm just saying a place where abstinence is seen as holy and is celebrated and in fact attraction is the sin? that sounds like a good place to be asexual without having to label it and face discrimination

gilears voice is slightly different - maybe it's just that brennan hasn't done that voice in a while, but i really think there's something up with him. obviously he's had great luck (probably a trade-off for figs new terrible luck) but his personality seems to have changed and fabian didn't make an insight check

Anyone else getting odd vibes for Gilear this episode…? Cause between him mysteriously winning a vacation and getting engaged/married without telling Fig (cause you KNOW he’d tell her) and Fig’s Dairy Demon Deal™️, I feel like something is up…