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cutmylifeintwopizzas
2 weeks ago

Okay I JUST realized I never posted these on here—- BUT BASICALLY, about a year and a half ago I started doing these experimental black hairstyle posts that were threads long on Twitter, to give artists a source of inspo for their black ocs whose hair they wanted to try something new with! There’s more to black hair than just the selected styles portrayed in media, and I thought it would be fun to show people how much texture, shape, fades, length, and style can be combined when drawing black hair—-cause it’s a kind of manipulation our hair can do irl! The OG thread from when I made these a year ago were lost with the hacking of my original Twitter account (@/bagels_donuts) but I’ve since reuploaded the whole thread to my new Twitter (@/ItsDonutsFR)! I hope artists on tumblr find these useful, sorry it took me so long to post them here😭🙏🏾 I’ll upload them all in parts!

Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started
Okay I JUST Realized I Never Posted These On Here—- BUT BASICALLY, About A Year And A Half Ago I Started

Part 1: Long masc hairstyles + playing with fades

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💬 2  🔁 715  ❤️ 1008 · Part 2: shape, style, and length with femme styles!

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cutmylifeintwopizzas
2 weeks ago
Being Married To A Demon Is A Lot Like Owning A Cat. Enthusiastic Grooming And Sneak Attacks Included.

Being married to a demon is a lot like owning a cat. Enthusiastic grooming and sneak attacks included.


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cutmylifeintwopizzas
2 weeks ago
I Made A Cringe Art Tile Of My Dnd Character And Now It's In The Community Center's Ceramic Display Case
I Made A Cringe Art Tile Of My Dnd Character And Now It's In The Community Center's Ceramic Display Case
I Made A Cringe Art Tile Of My Dnd Character And Now It's In The Community Center's Ceramic Display Case
I Made A Cringe Art Tile Of My Dnd Character And Now It's In The Community Center's Ceramic Display Case
I Made A Cringe Art Tile Of My Dnd Character And Now It's In The Community Center's Ceramic Display Case
I Made A Cringe Art Tile Of My Dnd Character And Now It's In The Community Center's Ceramic Display Case
I Made A Cringe Art Tile Of My Dnd Character And Now It's In The Community Center's Ceramic Display Case
I Made A Cringe Art Tile Of My Dnd Character And Now It's In The Community Center's Ceramic Display Case

I made a cringe art tile of my dnd character and now it's in the community center's ceramic display case


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cutmylifeintwopizzas
3 weeks ago
HOT MESS: An Ode To Bar Patrons (3/4)
HOT MESS: An Ode To Bar Patrons (3/4)
HOT MESS: An Ode To Bar Patrons (3/4)
HOT MESS: An Ode To Bar Patrons (3/4)
HOT MESS: An Ode To Bar Patrons (3/4)

HOT MESS: An Ode to Bar Patrons (3/4)

Devonte

Handmade art doll


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cutmylifeintwopizzas
3 weeks ago
Digital drawing of my OC Santiago pressing his cheek against Zayd's while holding his face and staring at the viewer.

Santiago is a fat Black man with brown skin and a tall brown afro. He wears a dark blue lipstick, golden jewelry and a sheer off-shoulders dark top with a black bikini top underneath. He has a seductive expression.

Zayd is a dark skinned Black thin short person with shoulder-length dreadlocks which are tied in a low ponytail, he wears a black sweater. He has faint smudged lipstick and looks away with a shy smile.
Digital drawing of Zayd hugging Santiago from behind while resting his head on his shoulder. He looks up at him with adoration in his eyes. Santiago looks back at him with a soft smile.
Digital drawing of Santiago getting ready to sleep, his back faces the viewer and he's only wearing boxers and holds a lilac bonnet. He's standing in front of a vanity mirror with stickers and pictures on the frame. 

To the side, a comic panel shows Zayd admiring his body, shirtless and putting on a loc sock.
Digital drawing of Santiago kissing Zayd, slightly pressing their noses together. Santiago holds Zayd's face and hair, while he holds onto Santiago's shoulders.
Digital drawing of Zayd laying crossed arms on a table, and supporting his head with one hand. He's thinking "I know we had sex, but... Is he into me?"
Two full body digital drawings of Zayd and Santiago. 

The first one shows Santiago walking home with Zayd after work. He wears his hair in twists, an off-white button-up shirt, black pants and dress shoes, a handbag hangs from his arm. He rubs his neck and looks at Zayd with a bashful expression. Zayd wears a light gray sweater, black shorts, turquoise sneakers and a black drawstring backpack, he holds a light blue apron. He blankly looks ahead.

The second drawing shows the two in a nightclub. Zayd looks up at Santiago with a panicked expression, he's blushing. He wears his hair down, a black sweater, black pants and turquoise sneakers, he stands straight, nervously grabs at his clothes and struggles to speak. Santiago looks down at him, surprised. He wears a matching set of a black halter top and bell-bottom pants with slits on the ends and big openings in the thighs and chest areas. Both have bright purple zebra patterns. He has visible black thong straps, black strapped platform heels and a small black handbag.

[OC] 🐞🐞 Zayd+Santiago drawings, at various points in their relationship.

I keep sketching them while working on commissions, so it was finally time for me to finish a few of those : -]


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cutmylifeintwopizzas
3 weeks ago

Me and U(FO) 👽🐄


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cutmylifeintwopizzas
3 weeks ago
Grumpy Mae… For A Nitw Animation I’ve Been Working On 👁️✨

grumpy mae… for a nitw animation I’ve been working on 👁️✨


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cutmylifeintwopizzas
3 weeks ago
Did You Use Limewire And How Bad Did It Fuck Up Your Computer?
Did You Use Limewire And How Bad Did It Fuck Up Your Computer?
Did You Use Limewire And How Bad Did It Fuck Up Your Computer?
Did You Use Limewire And How Bad Did It Fuck Up Your Computer?
Did You Use Limewire And How Bad Did It Fuck Up Your Computer?

Did you use limewire and how bad did it fuck up your computer?

cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago
'Don't Fear The Reaper' Playing In The Background.

'Don't fear the Reaper' playing in the background.

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Decided to colour the sketch :") it's very messy, but I was so frustrated with this piece, so I lost motivation to properly clean it up......

Once again: Feel free to interpret this any way you want to 🙂‍↕️


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cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago
Misa

misa

(print shop)


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cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago
Fullmetal Alchemist Art I Promised I Would Post 🙏
Fullmetal Alchemist Art I Promised I Would Post 🙏
Fullmetal Alchemist Art I Promised I Would Post 🙏
Fullmetal Alchemist Art I Promised I Would Post 🙏
Fullmetal Alchemist Art I Promised I Would Post 🙏
Fullmetal Alchemist Art I Promised I Would Post 🙏
Fullmetal Alchemist Art I Promised I Would Post 🙏
Fullmetal Alchemist Art I Promised I Would Post 🙏
Fullmetal Alchemist Art I Promised I Would Post 🙏

fullmetal alchemist art i promised i would post 🙏


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cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago
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cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago

I promise I didn't disappear, I just don't have any impulse control and started several at once again haha


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1 month ago
image

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago
Black and white comic with simple digital drawings.
Panel 1: Triangle head person talking to square head person. They say, "I just wish I'd been smarter, so I knew what to do.
Panel 2: Triangle: "Or kinder."
Panel 3: Triangle looks down.
Panel 4: Black space. "Mostly, kinder."
Panel 5: Triangle looking down.
Panel 6: They look up as a hand is put on their shoulder.
Panel 1: Square touching Triangle's shoulder and asking, "Did you try?"
Panel 2: Close-up of hand on shoulder with Triangle saying, "...I don't know."
Background turns black.
Panel 3: Triangle as a child attached by the hand to an adult. As an adult they say, "I don't think I thought to try."
Panel 4: The adult tugs the attached limb to get Triangle's attention.
Panel 1: Adult talking with one finger up in explanation. The speech bubbles fill the black background.
They show Triangle as a kid in various forms of danger, a house fire, falling off a building, a large person drooling and going to grab them...
Panel 2: Triangle looking up with their attached hand leading out of the panel.
Background back to white.
Panel 1: Triangle as an adult saying, "I was taught to be safe, first."
Panel 2: Triangle and Square looking at each other.
Panel 3: Square says, "...Huh."
Panel 4: Close-up of Triangle's face. From out of the panel Square says, "What do you think now?"
Panel 1: Triangle frowning and sighing.
Panel 2: Triangle closing their eyes in frustration and scratching their neck as they say, "...I think it's harder to do, but I want to be more than one thing."
Panel 3: The two standing, Triangle crossing their arms and Square smiling. Triangle says, "I want to try my best on purpose."
Watermark: @yeehawpim
cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago

"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.

cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago

25 ways to be a little more punk in 2025

Cut fast fashion - buy used, learn to mend and/or make your own clothes, buy fewer clothes less often so you can save up for ethically made quality

Cancel subscriptions - relearn how to pirate media, spend $10/month buying a digital album from a small artist instead of on Spotify, stream on free services since the paid ones make you watch ads anyway

Green your community - there's lots of ways to do this, like seedbombing or joining a community garden or organizing neighborhood trash pickups

Be kind - stop to give directions, check on stopped cars, smile at kids, let people cut you in line, offer to get stuff off the high shelf, hold the door, ask people if they're okay

Intervene - learn bystander intervention techniques and be prepared to use them, even if it feels awkward

Get closer to your food - grow it yourself, can and preserve it, buy from a farmstand, learn where it's from, go fishing, make it from scratch, learn a new ingredient

Use opensource software - try LibreOffice, try Reaper, learn Linux, use a free Photoshop clone. The next time an app tries to force you to pay, look to see if there's an opensource alternative

Make less trash - start a compost, be mindful of packaging, find another use for that plastic, make it a challenge for yourself!

Get involved in local politics - show up at meetings for city council, the zoning commission, the park district, school boards; fight the NIMBYs that always show up and force them to focus on the things impacting the most vulnerable folks in your community

DIY > fashion - shake off the obsession with pristine presentation that you've been taught! Cut your own hair, use homemade cosmetics, exchange mani/pedis with friends, make your own jewelry, duct tape those broken headphones!

Ditch Google - Chromium browsers (which is almost all of them) are now bloated spyware, and Google search sucks now, so why not finally make the jump to Firefox and another search like DuckDuckGo? Or put the Wikipedia app on your phone and look things up there?

Forage - learn about local edible plants and how to safely and sustainably harvest them or go find fruit trees and such accessible to the public.

Volunteer - every week tutoring at the library or once a month at the humane society or twice a year serving food at the soup kitchen, you can find something that matches your availability

Help your neighbors - which means you have to meet them first and find out how you can help (including your unhoused neighbors), like elderly or disabled folks that might need help with yardwork or who that escape artist dog belongs to or whether the police have been hassling people sleeping rough

Fix stuff - the next time something breaks (a small appliance, an electronic, a piece of furniture, etc.), see if you can figure out what's wrong with it, if there are tutorials on fixing it, or if you can order a replacement part from the manufacturer instead of trashing the whole thing

Mix up your transit - find out what's walkable, try biking instead of driving, try public transit and complain to the city if it sucks, take a train instead of a plane, start a carpool at work

Engage in the arts - go see a local play, check out an art gallery or a small museum, buy art from the farmer's market

Go to the library - to check out a book or a movie or a CD, to use the computers or the printer, to find out if they have other weird rentals like a seed library or luggage, to use meeting space, to file your taxes, to take a class, to ask question

Listen local - see what's happening at local music venues or other events where local musicians will be performing, stop for buskers, find a favorite artist, and support them

Buy local - it's less convenient than online shopping or going to a big box store that sells everything, but try buying what you can from small local shops in your area

Become unmarketable - there are a lot of ways you can disrupt your online marketing surveillance, including buying less, using decoy emails, deleting or removing permissions from apps that spy on you, checking your privacy settings, not clicking advertising links, and...

Use cash - go to the bank and take out cash instead of using your credit card or e-payment for everything! It's better on small businesses and it's untraceable

Give what you can - as capitalism churns on, normal shmucks have less and less, so think about what you can give (time, money, skills, space, stuff) and how it will make the most impact

Talk about wages - with your coworkers, with your friends, while unionizing! Stop thinking about wages as a measure of your worth and talk about whether or not the bosses are paying fairly for the labor they receive

Think about wealthflow - there are a thousand little mechanisms that corporations and billionaires use to capture wealth from the lower class: fees for transactions, interest, vendor platforms, subscriptions, and more. Start thinking about where your money goes, how and where it's getting captured and removed from our class, and where you have the ability to cut off the flow and pass cash directly to your fellow working class people

cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago
Packing Just The Necessary Basics

Packing just the necessary basics


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cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago

you haven't unlocked platonic pining yet? wow ok fake yearner

cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago
Today I Met Happiness
Today I Met Happiness
Today I Met Happiness
Today I Met Happiness
Today I Met Happiness

Today I met happiness

cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago
Embarrassment Has Good Bones

embarrassment has good bones

cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago
From The Zine
From The Zine
From The Zine

From the zine


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1 month ago
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cutmylifeintwopizzas
1 month ago
Life Sized Needlefelted Mouse :)
Life Sized Needlefelted Mouse :)
Life Sized Needlefelted Mouse :)
Life Sized Needlefelted Mouse :)

life sized needlefelted mouse :)


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cutmylifeintwopizzas
2 months ago
cutmylifeintwopizzas
2 months ago
Nappy.co

Nappy.co

cutmylifeintwopizzas
2 months ago
Happy Falin-tines

happy falin-tines


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cutmylifeintwopizzas
3 months ago
I've Lowkey Been Dead But I Drew Things Today So Its Okay I Think
I've Lowkey Been Dead But I Drew Things Today So Its Okay I Think
I've Lowkey Been Dead But I Drew Things Today So Its Okay I Think
I've Lowkey Been Dead But I Drew Things Today So Its Okay I Think
I've Lowkey Been Dead But I Drew Things Today So Its Okay I Think

i've lowkey been dead but i drew things today so its okay i think


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cutmylifeintwopizzas
3 months ago
Let Gromit Garden In Peace!!!!

Let Gromit garden in peace!!!!


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3 months ago
The Swisstine Chapel

The Swisstine Chapel


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