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Hiii, i’m just gonna plot myself into joining this fandom (after liking *almost* everyone magic misfit post and following most TMM accounts) so here is my offering of TMM content w/ incorrect quotes (generated by a site)

W/ Concerned (+losing his mind) Theo, Tired Ridley ,Chaotic Golden twins, Leila and Carter :)

Theo: What do you call disobeying the law?

The magic misfits unanimously: a hobby.

Theo: *crosses his arms*

The magic misfits: that we do not engage in.

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Leila: the salary of clowns is 51 000 dollars

Ridley gesturing to Izzy and Olly fighting: and yet they do daily, and for free!

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Ridley setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Carter pulling out a Uno card: +4

Leila putting down a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Theo: WHAT ARE WE PLAYING!?

Kiss; Blue (okay)

Kill; MT (N I C E)

F; chosen (HE A ADUIT WTF-)

Marry; Red (F YES)

NEW GAME :D

Who's your kiss,kill,fuck and marry!? >:]

Screenshot the GIF 4 times and let it decided who is you kkfm

I go first! My

Kiss: Blue (nice >:])

Kill: MT (FUCK YEAH! >:D)

Fuck: Purple (..you're the bottom-)

Marry: Green (MY MANWHORE!!!!!)

Come join if you want to :]

Every single Kaebedo dynamic is top tier, but one of my favorites that I don’t see people use a lot is when Albedo is everything Kaeya pretends to be and Kaeya’s actually this massive sweetheart who’s scared of getting hurt.

Like, Kaeya has this smooth and distant false exterior, but in reality he’s just got. so much love in his heart. He pretends to be cool and aloof so he can keep people at an arms length because he’s scared of losing them when he gets too close, but he’s just got this heart of gold and is gushing with repressed love. It slips through his mask with Bennett and Klee especially, when he’s looking after those kids as if they were his own.

Meanwhile, Albedo’s ACTUALLY calm and collected, plus he’s a spectacular flirt when he wants to be. He’s lowkey chaotic (bro he eats spiders) but he has such a fantastic poker face that nobody suspects or remembers his antics.

People see them kinda starting to crush on each other and think that Albedo is gonna be flustered by Kaeya’s flirting, but in reality, it’s flipped and Kaeya just melts and blushes at the slightest glance from Albedo and the one time he retains his voice and tries to flirt back, he immediately gets out-flirted by Albedo.

Poor Sucrose is the only person who witnessed it, and she has quite a time trying to get people to believe her story. Nobody is willing to accept that the charming and charismatic cavalry captain was sent stammering and bright red by the quiet, reserved chief alchemist

some kaeya facts that i want to remind everyone with because I miss him so much! (no angst this time i swear!!...but if you all want angst, I could also deliver hehehe)

1. Kaeya tells the children of Mondstadt some stories! Specifically, one that some forgot or didn't know of is that he has told the orphans under the church's care some horror story about the light in the lamp posts :D He had been shown to do a story telling to Klee while at the Veluriyam Mirage and he has also been reading to Klee her bedtime stories as well

2. Kaeya made Klee's survival rules! Kaeya has definitely done his part on preventing Klee from destroying Mondstadt before Celestia ever could (well, at least lessened the amount of times Mond gets bombed anyway). Anyone else think Kaeya purposely let Klee explode the Good Hunter's stove to avoid going to the Chasm? No? Ok-

3. He takes the attention when he dances! Depending on which language you hear it from, it is either a good or a bad thing. However, I am on team good thing simply because some mercenaries invited him to go dancing with them while he was in Sumeru ( very interesting information, Kaeya! Glad to know they found you so attractive that they did something they don't usually do!)

4. If you call him kind, he will attempt to look mean (and he fails at it lmao), and if he is not being mean, he will try to deny it. The traveler once listed down the kind things he had done for Captain Wu, a Liyue npc, and Kaeya proceeds to tell us that he records people who owe him (which is a lie. He forgot the person he helped TWICE. What he does have a record of is a well-detailed list of Treasure Hoarders and their rankings + patrol areas in Mondstadt). Another instance was during Jean's story quest where Kaeya planned the appreciation party for Jean where he gave the traveler all the credit

5. He is a great gift giver! (unless that person is Diluc because otherwise he will find the ugliest thing ever and gift that... arguably, that kinda sounds like amazing gift giving if we are talking about being an annoying sibling). He remembers passing commentary from friends and coworkers and gifts them accordingly.

6. He has his own intel network (and I'm theorizing that it is just a group of people he has helped before that insisted on paying him back in this way). Kaeya, after some heavy insistence from Captain Wu, asks him if he wants to be a friend or be part of his intel network and follow his commands no matter what. Vile, one of his known informants, also gave us a glimpse as to what it takes to be part of Kaeya's network, and that is the ability to decipher codes and read messages in between.

7. He is incredibly reliable as a knight! Not only do the people of Mondstadt agree that he is the more approachable cavalry captain between him and Diluc, but it is also a known fact that Kaeya has never failed to complete a mission to date (except the one during Diluc's 18th). Nearly every citizen of Mondstadt adores him and knows how reliable he is. Arguably, this success rate could be attributed to his "end justifies the means" mindset that not all find enjoyable, but he is definitely the person to ask if you want something done. Vile has once mentioned that she could just ask Kaeya to do the charming and convincing for her, dubbing him as a prince charming for it.

8. He is one of the people who spends so much time with Klee (potentially attributed by the fact that he also has more free time compared to others). He spends so much time with her that Klee mentions a few interesting things about Kaeya, such as the fact that Albedo draws Kaeya frequently (enough times that Albedo says Kaeya could be drawn by him easily. yes, it's that "three strokes" line lmao) and the fact that Kaeya has saved Klee from solitary confinement a lot. He is shown to be a very effective person when it comes to corralling Klee without making her feel bad as even when he was trying to berate her, he still ended up giving her a possible reward if she listens.

9. He is very meticulous. He willingly spends the time to get himself ready in the clothes that he is wearing, and he likes embellishments. He really is quite the perfectionist in his actions as well. (very Alberich of him!✌️) We can also see this in his handwriting that has been described as "beautiful" and again with his near perfect track record as a knight.

‘Go forth. Become a Transcendent one and rewrite your stars. Become the one Fate fears.’

Some art from Chapter 30 of @leeryder ‘s fic: The Last Constellation of the Knight

I absolutely love the idea of angel/seraphim Kaeya, so I knew I had to draw him immediately. If you haven’t read LCotK, I highly recommend you check it out, as well as their other fics! 💛 It’s honestly one of my favourite fics ever. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51455107/chapters/130033072

Also I apologise if I have missed any details in his design, but I hope you like it regardless! 🦚

Happy Pride Month!

OK some of these have my personal head cannons, so here are my reason 

Carter : before he never once had a Kit-kat, so when Leila gave him one, he ate it like that, and she just gave him a glare, but he didn’t understand why, so he just continues to eat it like that and the others find it too funny.

Leila : is it the way it should be eaten. Why? Because I personally had a canon her to be more updated on trend, considered socially good  despite being an outcast herself (magggic)

Theo : same with Lelia but I headcanon him to have unhinged or gray day every blue moon and when those days happen if he decides to eat a Kit-kat that day, he’s gonna eat it like the second option soooooooooo

Ridley : she really doesn’t care in my opinion so she eats it the quickest, or most efficiently whatever that is from the top or from the side after all, she’s tired and she wants to get it over with.

Olly & Izzy : I don’t think I need to explain.

That’s Jacob, he has fangs and magenta text

Melody wants a double rap battle and she's with her brother rhythm :D

ChaCha might want to pair up with Shiny's melody hehe :]

You are weirdly talkative today Cha cha...

Oh, and ur theme looks delicious too

Why thank you but why delicious

(Pls don’t eat me owo)

Your sticksona looks very cute and delicious :] I love her already <3

Awe thx