Finally Watched The Lego Ninjago Movie

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HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been trying to write a new chapter for Past Lives, but I've got writer's block!

I tried watching cat videos the other day for an idea but that was a mistake! It was too much cute for any one person to handle!

Please send in some suggestions!

Any ROTTMNT fanfics you've started reading recently?

Sure thing! Keep in mind though most of the fics I like to read tend to be angst or hurt/comfort; I like things with intense emotions and high stakes most of the time, though not all of them are like this! Here’s a small list I gathered up:

Accidents Happen by @skeletalblush

One of the first rise fics I started reading! A fic about Donnie recovering from a near-fatal injury while his brothers do their best to help him out.

leak in the boat (a winter’s interlude) by @dumbdotcomm

A post series what-if scenario about the family hiding away in a farmhouse to recover after the final battle with Shredder. a little luck and some frogs is another fic by this author I like, a one-shot about Raph and Mikey post Many Unhappy Returns; sweet and fluffy!

Merci and Sommeil by @aspenrunes

These two fics are tied together! Merci is a Donnie-centric fic about his vulnerabilities in the aftermath of Many Unhappy Returns. Sommeil takes on Leo’s perspective as he contemplates everything that happened, and his brothers are sleeping for a strangely long amount of time. This one has a bit of a mystery going on, which I’m really excited about!

Time Ticks By by @void-inked-pen

During a particularly bad winter in the lair, Leo and Donnie are struggling to stay awake in the cold and Mikey gets himself trapped under a collapsed sewer pipe on a supply run.

Like Father Like Son by @eternalglitch

I’m sure you’ve already heard of this one, but I figured I’d put it on this list anway! A what-if scenario post Evil League of Mutants, in which Draxum is not so quick to give up on his mutant soldier project, and captures Leo in an attempt to revive it. The emotional impacts in this fic are written wonderfully, both from the perspective of Leo as he’s forced to obey Draxum, and his brothers as they desperately try to get him back.

Lingering Fears, Thunderstorms and Jupiter Jim Comics, and Panic Buttons by @painted-arachnid

Three hurt/comfort one-shots that I really enjoyed! The first two are focused on the Leo+Mikey dynamic, while the last one is for Leo and Raph!

The Flame and the Dragon Chapter 36

Chapter 36: Let Him Go

The next morning, Kai wasn't sure whether to be relieved or disappointed that Cole was still holding him. The chill of his nightmares was still in his system and as long as they were with nothing to confirm or disprove them, any emotion other than worry made Kai sick with guilt. Carefully he unwound himself from Cole's arms and tail and sat with his feet dangling over the side of the bed. The bedsheet wrapped around his shivering frame.

"Are you still thinking about those nightmares?" A voice suddenly asked and Kai jumped and whirled around. Cole hadn't moved from the spot he was lying in but met the teen with an expression that read Kai's thoughts like they were the opened pages of a picture book.

"When did you wake up?"

"The second you started moving," He answered and positioned himself so he was next to his consort. "You're still thinking about those nightmares aren't you?" He asked, but in his mouth, it was a statement not a question and Kai knew it. Kai confirmed his suspicions with a nod.

"I just wish I knew how they were doing; I know they'd both love it here, just like I do." He smiled warmly as he thought about his family living here with him and Cole. Lloyd would be ecstatic to have a whole castle to explore. Kai knew Nya would love the architecture. Kai chuckled at the thought then sighed. "But I have no idea what's happening to them if I could make sure they were alright." He sighed as his voice trailed off. He turned baffled when he felt Cole take his hand.

Cole's eyes suddenly lit up with pride like a child who couldn't wait to share their accomplishment with their parents.

"I know how to do that." He smiled before he hopped off the bed and scooped up a handful of clothes. Harumi must have placed there while they were asleep. "Get dressed." He ordered and Kai obeyed. Once they had donned Griffin's latest creations, which were surprisingly simple compared to the other clothing he had created for them not a few nights ago, Cole took Kai's hand and brought him towards the far side of the room. The magic mirror Cole sometimes used sat peacefully on its pedestal glittering in the morning sun seeping through the cracks in the curtains.

Cole cupped it in his hands, his face beaming, looking like a child with a secret. He then picked up the mirror and placed it in Kai's hands.

"If you ask this mirror anything that you'd like it will show you anything, anything you wish to see; I can't leave this castle so this is my only window out."

"It does that? How?" He asked as his eyes widened.

"I'm not sure how, but my mother always said it was special."

"And how do you know it works?" Kai asked the dragon hybrid, his voice skeptical. A flash of guilt lit across Cole's eyes for a moment. He cleared his throat and muster as much dignity as he could.

"I used it to check up on you during your first month here." He admitted and Kai felt his veins bulge at that information.

"You used it to spy on me?"

"Only temporarily!" Cole protested, defensively and quickly changed the subject to avoid another spat. "Do you want to use it or not?" He asked and Kai stared at the object skeptically. It wasn't like he had anything to lose.

"I'd like to see my siblings, Nya and Lloyd." He told the mirror. He watched as his reflection was swallowed by a sapphire mist that made him feel light and safe. Suddenly the mist in the mirror's glass changed from light blue to dark red. Lights in the red smoke spun in a hazy, milky spiral. Kai's eyes widened as shapes and shadows started to form. He felt Cole at his side, no doubt feeling that Kai would need support after witnessing this. Colors and images began to become clear.

Kai recognized the interior of his home and the figures that began to form until Kai recognized the figure of Nya.

Except it wasn't the Nya he knew. This Nya was wild with distress, her hair and clothing haggard like she hadn't slept. Her once beautiful eyes were filled with anger and fear, red-rimmed from tears, and clouded by heavy black bags of insomnia. The image suddenly changed and he watched as Nya and Lloyd crawled their way out of a small cave. Lloyd was coughing and wheezing and holding his mouth to keep himself silent. Horror and fear froze Kai in place as he watched Nya struggle on weak arms to pull him up, only to stumble, and both roll to the ground.

Sickness running deep into their bodies rendered them unable to properly move.

Lloyd suddenly collapsed to the ground, coughing loudly and rasping. It didn't even sound like coughing. It sounded like Lloyd was choking on air. He squeezed his chest like doing so would loosen the constriction of his throat and help him breathe. Nya try to help, but she was too weak to do anything. Tears of anguish streamed down their faces. Lloyd's eyes were wet with the pain of his illness and the terror of his situation. It took Kai all but a few moments to register what they were doing and why, and he brought his voice horrifyingly back to life with a scream.

Cole remained frozen while Kai screamed.

"This is all my fault!" The brunette shrieked, forcing Cole back to reality.

"What?" He gasped in horror, hearing his consort take the blame for what he knew was the hybrid's mistake.

"You don't understand!" Kai turned to him with a face full of terror and eyes bright and wild from dread, the mirror clutched in his shaking hands. "Lloyd's sick! He can't get sick in the winter! He can't handle it with his chest!" He sobbed as a lone tear fell from each eye and began pooling at his chin. "This is all my fault! I promised when my parents died that I'd take care of them! I'm here living a fairytale while Lloyd's dying and it's all my fault!"

Cole just watched Kai have a fit of his own.

He threw his hands over his head and screamed while he shook it back and forth with such force it was a miracle he didn't break his neck. A new dread froze Cole's being to the core. His eyes fell to the candle at the other side of the room. Its light dimmed as it counted down to the end of the month. The candle was now under ten centimeters in length and the flame was extremely dull. It was unlikely to continue burning in the next few days and once the purple flame went out, his fate would be sealed.

Now, for the first time in his life, Cole had a choice.

He was well aware of his feelings and Kai's. All he needed was time, and he did not doubt between now and then that Kai would eventually say those words that would once again make him human. His staff would be free, and Kai could stay with him, rule by his side, and together they could return his castle to all its magnificent glory. The only price would be the removal of the only two people Kai could love more than him. Or he could set him free, send Kai back to his old life with his family who loved him, safe and free.

Let his siblings be saved and return their lost brother to them, and let them return to their peaceful lives before he meddled in it with his selfish desires and wishes.

He knew the chances of Kai returning before the needed time were slim. The chances of him saying what needed to be said were even slimmer. Both choices brought life and death, brought hope and despair, but only one truly promised Kai's happiness. The choice was clear.

"Then what are you waiting for? Get Flame and go after them." He ordered and Kai's entire world shifted at Cole's words.

"What?" He asked in a whisper and Cole offered a sad smile, his eyes shadowed by rave bangs. "Your brother and sister need you, Kai, you have to be there for them now; I can't leave the castle grounds but you can," he explained and the truth in Cole's words crashed against the realization that he had the option, rendered Kai incapable of speech.

"But what about our deal?" Kai choked, barely whispering that last part. His face fell to the ground unable to meet Cole's face. The Dragon Lord didn't give him the luxury and knelt on one knee so he was looking up at him.

"I told you, you aren't a prisoner anymore, I've never thought of you as one, and if memory serves, I freed you less than a week ago; so you're free to come and go as you like." He chuckled lightly and tears poured from Kai's cheeks. Before Cole could wipe them away, Kai threw himself into his arms and wrapped them tightly around Cole's neck and shoulders, and buried his tearful face into his chest.

"Thank you, Cole." Kai sobbed as he poured all of his happiness, love, and gratitude into those three words. He was thankful to Cole for loving him enough to let him go. Cole returned the gesture, holding Kai tight like the brunette would vanish if he didn't. He barely felt it when Kai pulled away from him and rubbed his eyes with his sleeve.

"I'll come back; once Lloyd and Nya are better, all three of us will come," Kai promised with hopeful eyes, so much so that Cole wisely kept quiet.

"I know you will," He nodded. Kai rushed to leave then stopped when he realized the mirror was still in his hand. Quickly, he turned around, motioning to return it, but Cole only smiled and curled Kai's fingers over the box. "I want you to keep it."

"I can't keep this!" Kai immediately protested.

"I'm giving it to you so that way you'll always have these to remember me by." He smiled as his claw tapped the heart-shaped ruby jewel of the chocker still clasped around Kai's throat. He had forgotten he was wearing it and dared not take it off. Kai nodded graciously. Words could not express his gratitude.

"I will come back," He promised again before he turned and gave Cole one final smile before bursting from the room and down the hallway. Only when he was alone, did Cole finally collapse against the table with such force that the glass screamed its protest against his weight. A clawed hand gripped his dark locks. The silent tears pricking his eyes were all he could do to keep from completely breaking down. Part of him still screamed to run down the hallway take Kai in his arms and beg him not to go.

He steadied himself to do just that.

But his mind burst with the memory of the sick little boy Kai loved so much crying out for him. A lone tear streaked down Cole's scaled cheek. At that moment, Ronin entered the room. He had passed Kai running down the half, but he just assumed that the brunette didn't want to be caught sleeping in the same bed as Cole again. If that did happen, Kai would probably be teased by some of the least mature staff members. Ronin wasn't ashamed to admit that he might be in that group.

When he entered the bedroom, however, he was a little confused to see the sorrowful Cole and to feel the depressing tension in the room.

But the troll decided to shrug it off. He thought they might have just crashed from the excitement from last night.

"Well, well, your highness, I must say everything is going just right! I knew you had it in you!" He cackled loudly, but Cole didn't even glance at him.

"I told him to go home." He said with little to no emotion in his voice. Ronin stopped in mid-sentence as he realized what the dragon hybrid just said.

"You WHAT?! How could you do that?!"

"I had to."

"Yes-yes-yes, but why?!"

"Kai's little brother is ill and he and his sister are lost in the blizzard, and they need his help, so I let him go because I love him." Cole declared and Ronin stared at the calm, expressionless, yet teary-eyed face of the Dragon Lord. He stared for a few moments before he ran off to tell the others that they could kiss any hope of being human goodbye. Almost all the staff were finishing cleaning up and preparing breakfast. The darkening clouds outside alerted the entire staff of the approaching blizzard that was practically at their door.

Jay was peeking through the curtains.

At the table, Tox was quick at work, gathering whatever Shade was cooking onto a tray for Kai and Cole. No one had disturbed the pair because the not so innocent minded members of staff thought it would be best to leave them alone. They couldn't stay in bed forever, though. Echo made to go upstairs, only for the door to slam into his face when someone opened it from the other side. All eyes rose and blinked when they spied Kai standing there panting and flushed like he had been running.

His eyes clouded with panic and rimmed with red like he had been crying for hours.

"What the hell happened to you?" Shade gaped, lowering the flames of the hearth. He hadn't failed to take in Kai's haggard appearance and immediately his thoughts became dark. "Where is Cole?" he demanded darkly. The phrase sent a silent child of dread through the staff, horrified at the thought of their Master being the cause of the boy's distress.

"He's upstairs," Kai spoke quickly. He rushed to sprint to his room before anyone could stop him. Before anyone could say anything, Ronin suddenly ran into the room and gave his friends a devastating look. Regretfully, he told them what Cole had said to Kai and their reactions were what was expected.

"He did what?!" They all screamed in horror and despair. Ronin slumped back while the others crowded around him. Judging from the sorrow in Kai's apologetic eyes and his limbs twitching with hastiness, they knew there was more to it than that, and that nothing was fine. They could already hear the thunder of Kai's steps as he finished gathering his things before running to the stables to get Flame. Harumi couldn't believe that this was happening.

Ultra Violet collapsed in a chair gazing at the ground as if she were a frozen doll.

They didn't want to let Kai leave. He didn't know about the deadline. They wanted to tell him but they knew they couldn't. Pixal reminded them that Kai had to figure it out himself. The banter continued, screaming and curses, ideas and arguments and protests and no one said anything that hadn't already been said. No one noticed the youngest and smallest of their group slip away unknown amongst the chaos.

"I'm afraid it's true." The troll sighed sadly.

"Kai's going away?" Echo whimpered as tears welled up in his eyes.

"But they were so close!" Harumi shrieked and everyone couldn't help but agree. After all this time, Cole had finally learned to love and their curse was so close to being broken. Now all that hope and hard work were down the drain. Jay suddenly gasped when he came up with a last-minute idea.

"That's it, then! That should break the spell!" He grinned like a madman, but no one was convinced.

"But it's not enough, Kai has to love him in return," Zane told his friend.

"But he does! Everyone can see that!" Ultra Violet exclaimed and Zane gave her a cold look.

"Do you though? Has Kai ever actually said that he loves Cole?" He asked them and they all thought about it, but none of them could recall a time Kai ever told Cole that he loved the Dragon Lord. "No, he didn't, and now it's too late," Zane explained and everyone slumped in grief and despair. Back upstairs, Cole watched as Kai left on his horse from above on his bedroom balcony. He roared in sorrow and anger but his anguished roars were lost in the sound of the violent, icy winds...

Ninjago Ship Masterlist!!!!!!!!

A complete, up-to-date list of all the Ninjago ships is below the cut; I will add onto it when a new ship is made. If there’s a ship you don’t see on here, reach out to me through my ask box or private messages.

I’m only documenting the ships of Ninjago here, I’m not doing anything out of preference or bias. This is just to have a cohesive record of the fandom’s pairings for everyone to use as a helpful resource.

(B! equals Bizarro, just so y’all know)

Bruise or Geode- Cole x Jay

Plasma- Jay x Kai

Techno- Jay x Zane

Lava- Kai x Cole

Opposite- Zane x Kai

Glacier- Cole x Zane

Polyninja- Zane x Cole x Jay x Kai

Greenflame- Lloyd x Kai

Jaya- Jay x Nya

Pixane- Pixal x Zane

Samurai- Pixal x Nya

Ice Samurai or Samuraice- Nya x Pixal x Zane

Jaycule- Kai x Zane x Cole x Jay AND Nya x Jay

Future- Cyrus Borg x Acronix

AmberPhoenix- Skylor x Nya

Llorumi- Lloyd x Harumi

Life or Lloya- Lloyd x Nya

Kailor- Kai x Skylor

Ember (Queerplatonic!!)- Skylor & Kai

Coliel- Cole x Seliel

Heavy Metal- Cole x Zane x Pixal

Morwu- Morro x Sensei Wu

Moss- Cole x Lloyd

Unique or Popsicle- Lloyd x Zane

Mountain- Kai x Zane x Cole

Scruff- Dareth x Ronin

Garsako or Harbinger- Garmadon x Misako

Wusako- Sensei Wu x Misako

Outdated- Cryptor x Zane

Taser- Jay x Cryptor

Blizzard- Zane x Morro

Destiny- Kai x Morro

Hailstorm- Jay x Cole x Zane

Cryptzu- Cryptor x General Kozu

Spirit or Sandstorm- Morro x Cole

Conya or Petrichor- Cole x Nya

Greenwind- Lloyd x Morro

ElectricStorm- Jay x Morro

Thinkfast- Neuro x Griffin

BlueWire- Jay x Pixal

Ronya- Ronin x Nya

JadeWolf- Harumi x Akita

Citrus- Morro x Echo Zane

Steam- Ray x Maya

General- Cryptor x White Nindroid

Greenwisp- Lloyd x Jay

Forgiven- Brad x Lloyd

Morrumi or JadeStorm- Morro x Harumi

Survival- Vinny x Garmadon

AmberPrincess- Skylor x Harumi

Legacy- Morro x Cole x Zane x Jay x Kai

GarmaClouse- Garmadon x Clouse

Cryxal- Cryptor x Pixal

Sunshine- Cole x Ultra Violet

Golden Matter- Overlord x Lloyd

User-Friendly- Zane x Overlord

Cake- Cole x cake

ForeverAlone- Sensei Wu x tea

Tea- Sensei Wu x Mystake

GarmaKai- Garmadon x Kai

SnakeGlacier- “Snake Jaguar” x Cole

SnakeBlizzard- “Snake Jaguar” x Morro

Dark History- Garmadon x Krux

Inventor- Cyrus Borg x Dr. Julien

Self-Centered or Coffee- Dareth x Garmadon

Loulien- Lou x Dr. Julien

Zanecule- Polyninja AND Pixane

YingYang- Overlord x First Spinjitzu Master

Ash- Garmadon x Ray

Spell- Master Chen x Clouse

SmokeShade- Ash x Shade

Garmacest- Garmadon x Lloyd

Hope- Young Wu x Faith

ElectricVirus- Jay x Overlord

Resurrected- Zane x Morro x Pixal

Nightshade- Tox x Chamille

LavaLamp- Cole x Skylor x Kai

ResonatedGravity- Jacob x Gravis

Dumbass- Jay x Kai x Cole

PolyPonytail- Nya x Pixal x Skylor

Mudshock- Jay x Nya x Cole

Braincell- Nya x Zane

Conductor- Kai x Zane x Jay (conductor like the metal, not the train)

Gunpowder- Kai x Ash

JetFaith- Jet Jack x Faith

Riptide- Nya x Ultra Violet

Ore- Karlof x Cole

TickTock- Zane x Acronix

Eyepatch- Clutch x Ronin

Supernatural- Snek!Jay x Ghost!Cole x Zane x Anacondrai!Kai

Iceberg- Zane x Nya x Cole

Violent- Harumi x Ultra Violet

Snakecell- Nya x “Snake Jaguar”

DarkThinking- Shade x Neuro

Steampunk- Jay x Echo Zane

TheyDeservedBetter- Show!Garmadon x Koko

GreenCheer- Movie!Lloyd x Movie!Chen

Blue- Nya x Jay x Zane

VioletSnake- Ultra Violet x “Snake Jaguar”

GarmaChen- Garmadon x Master Chen

Hurricane- Nya x Morro

JadedSnake- Harumi x “Snake Jaguar”

StolenData- Skylor x Pixal

PlayDate- Nya x Dogshank

Sleet- Kai x Zane AND Zane x Nya (Nya and Kai are both dating Zane)

Slush- Kai x Nya x Zane

S’mores- Dareth x Zane

Chaos- B!Kai x B!Cole x B!Jay x B!Zane

DarkPlasma- B!Kai x B!Jay

DarkGlacier- B!Cole x B!Zane

DarkLava- B!Kai x B!Cole

DarkGeode- B!Jay x B!Cole

DarkTechno- B!Zane x B!Jay

DarkOpposite- B!Kai x B!Zane

StoneCold- Cole x B!Zane

BlackIce- B!Zane x Zane

Virus- Zane x B!Jay

GreasedLightning- B!Jay x Jay

Fireworks- B!Jay x Kai

Trojan- B!Zane x Jay

Avalanche- Zane x B!Cole

Magma- B!Kai x Cole

Obsidian- Cole x B!Cole

Inferno- Kai x B!Kai

Eruption- B!Cole x Kai

Pyrotechnic- B!Kai x Zane

Frostbite- B!Zane x Kai

BlackLightning- B!Cole x Jay

Aftershock- B!Jay x Cole

FireStarter- B!Kai x Jay

Blizzaro- B!Zane x Morro

Shenanigans- B!Jay x Morro

StolenKiss- B!Jay x Nya

Typhoon- B!Zane x Nya

Mudslide- B!Cole x Nya

Misfit- B!Polyninja x Morro

Gloomy- B!Cole x Morro

Pride- Morro x B!Kai

Greed- B!Kai x Morro x B!Jay

Whirlwind- B!Jay x Morro x Nya

IceStorm- Zane x Nya x Morro

LightningFast- Jay x Griffin

DryIce- Kai x Ice Emperor Zane

HowlingWind- Bansha x Morro

Tar- Shade x Tox

Arson- B!Jay x B!Cole x B!Zane x Kai

BrainFreeze- Neuro x Zane

Fog- Nya x Shade

Timecest- Krux x Acronix

Smelt- Kai x Cryptor

ElectroIce or Gaydar- Zane x Mr. E

Skeleton- Morro x Ghoultar

Checkmate- Zane x Nadakhan

Eclipse- Kai x Shade

CrimsonLightning- Mr. E x Jay

ShortMetal- Mindroid x Cryptor

ThunderSnow- Morro x Jay x Zane

Hellstorm- Kai x Zane x Morro

TropicalStorm- Jay x Nya x Morro

Turquoise or Waterlily- Harumi x Nya

Nightlight- Shade x Paleman

DisintegratedSmoke- Paleman x Ash

Crystal- Morro x Cole x Zane

Holly or Llokita- Lloyd x Akita

Corruption or Staff- Staff!Kai x Ice Emperor Zane

EternalWinter- Ice Emperor Zane x Vex

Bear- Cole x Kataru

Fever- Kai x Neuro

Hotwire- Kai x Pixal x Zane

ArcticWolf- Zane x Akita

Hacker- Ronin x Zane

AcidRain- Nya x Tox

Forge- Kai x Karlof

Lightspeed- Paleman x Griffin

Purple- Pixal x Ultra Violet

FriedChicken- Jay x Fugi-Dove

Vore or Killjoy- Pythor x Overlord

Upgrade- Unagami x Mechanic

Quiet- Mr. E x Harumi

PolyMaster- All the Elemental Masters including the ninja

Shockwave- Nya x Jay x Pixal

Chrome- Karlof x Neuro

WetDog- Nya x Akita

Mystery- Echo Zane x Cryptor

Rogue- Ronin x Okino

Boomer- Sensei Wu x Krux

LightningDjinn- Jay x Nadakhan

VanillaCake- Vania x Cole

Void- Cryptor x Cole

Rainforest- Cole x Nya x Lloyd

Entombed- Pythor x Aspheera

Gemstone- Cole x Plundar

AcidicFluid- Nya x Chamille x Tox

Garmakruxsako- Garmadon x Krux x Misako

EvilTechno- Cryptor x Acronix

Roadrunner- Ultra Violet x Fugi-Dove

Mechanic- Jay x Zane x Nya x Pixal

Ivory- Hailmar x Vania

Leviathan- Great Devourer x Wojira

Strike- Libber x Krux

PolySerpent- Great Devourer x Fire Fang x Wojira x Anacondrai Serpent(Clouse’s pet snake)

Seabreeze- Benthomaar x Morro

ElectricBoogaloo- Jay x PoulErik

ThunderWave- Jay x Benthomaar

Retro- Milton Dyer x Acronix

AmberNightshade- Skylor x Chamille x Tox

Corrosive- Tox x Skylor

Adaption- Skylor x Chamille

Raincloud- Vania x Benthomaar

Firewall- Kai x Pixal

Firefly- Kai x Vania

Flood- Kalmaar x Nya

SamuraiCheerleader- Nya x Unnamed background girl

Cannonball- Captain Soto x Ultra Violet

Parrot- Fugi-Dove x Captain Soto

FourArms- Lord Garmadon x General Kozu x Samukai

Forgotten- Echo Zane x Cryptor x Morro

BadBoy- Lloyd x Brad x Gene

Copper- Dareth x Cyrus Borg

Ratmen- Ronin x Dareth x Clutch

Girlboss- Gayle Gossip x Patty Keys

MotorOil- Cole x Mr. E

Upply or D&D- Fungus x Plundar x Korgran

CrimsonTech- Jay x Zane x Mr. E

ElectroGlacier- Cole x Mr. E x Zane

Allied- Lord Garmadon x General Kozu

TeaPost- Mystake x Mailman

Crypthor or Lackey- Cryptor x Pythor

Gareth or Dayle- Dareth x Gayle Gossip

GorgonVenom- Machia x Tox

Fixation- Lou x Ed

FriedSquid- Jay x Kalmaar

CriminalMinds- Miss Demeanor x Ultra Violet x Reflectra

Rose- Gene x Brad

UltraE- Ultra Violet x Mr. E

Skelma- Skales x Selma

Skythor or Pythales- Pythor x Skales

CinnamonWafer- Char x Glutinous

SaltwaterTaffy- Glutinous x Gripe

EnergyEfficient- Lloyd x Pixal

DeepSeaEnergy- Benthomaar x Lloyd

Obsession- Kai x Master Chen

Windpower- Morro x Pixal

GarmaBorg- Garmadon x Cyrus Borg

CorruptedCode- Mr. E x Cryptor

Transformer- Ash x Chamille

Misfortune- Nadakhan x Delara

Moriel or Phantom- Morro x Seliel

Fowl- Libber x Clouse

Loner- Kai x Ronin

SunScale- Kai x Great Devourer

Coral- Benthomaar x Cole

Edge- Cryptor x Morro x Shade x Chamille x Tox

Cherry- Skylor x Vania

Mellow- Lou x Lilly

Rustic- Benthomaar x Echo Zane

Brine- Cole x Morro x Nya

Eyecandy- Kai x Cole x Morro

Ecstatic- Vania x Jay x Benthomaar x Echo Zane

Royalty- Benthomaar x Vania x Harumi

Venom- Ultra Violet x Tox

Dilf- Garmadon x all the Ninjago dads

Blacksmith- Lou x Ray

Drought- Pythor x Kalmaar

Redemption- Morro x Skylor

Feral- Akita x Benthomaar

Nostalgia- Dr. Julien x Krux

Hazard- Kai x Echo Zane

Miasma- Morro x Tox

Brimstone- Echo Zane x Cole

BlackWire- Cole x Pixal

Mirage- Nya x Chamille

Heatwave- Kai x Chamille

Travel- Libber x Misako

Specter- Seliel x Morro x Cole

Tragedy- Maya x Lilly

Island- Nya x PoulErik x Jay

Disaster- Jay x Kai x Morro x Cole

Absent- Maya x Libber x Misako

Maelstrom- Morro x Wojira

Everlasting- Echo Zane x Morro AND Morro x Zane

Sacrifice- Nya x Lloyd x Zane

Seafoam- Benthomaar x Echo Zane x Nya

Mist- Morro x Chamille x Nya

Warrior- Nya x Murtessa

Risk- Jay x Morro x Kai

Cave- Cole x Benthomaar x Morro

Vinyl- Lou x Garmadon

Nemesis- Sensei Wu x Aspheera

Abandoned- Morro x Echo Zane x Benthomaar

Lullaby- Lou x Maya

Kitsune- Morro x Akita

Salamander- Kai x Clancee

Anchor- Benthomaar x Zane

Bronze- Dareth x Karlof

Hubris- Dareth x Clutch

Grief- Lou x Lilly x Ray x Maya

DarkHumor- Jay x Shade

Dust- Morro x Echo Zane x Cole

Sunflower- Vania x Echo Zane

Gambit- Ronin x Soul Archer

Whiplash- Aspheera x Acronix

Disco- Jay x Reflectra x Zane

ElectricEel- Libber x Maya

Vintage- Lou x Sensei Wu

Junk- Ed x Edna x Dr. Julien

DustDevil- Morro x Ultra Violet

Thief- Ronin x Clutch x Plundar

SameVoiceActor- Dr. Julien x Garmadon

Gaymer- Superstar Rockin’ Jay x “Rocky Dangerbuff” x Rockstar!Kai x “Snake Jaguar”

PunkRock- Ultra Violet x “Rocky Dangerbuff”

Static- Ice Emperor Zane x Jay

Comet- Cole x Superstar Rockin’ Jay

Jagged- Cole x Ice Emperor Zane

Neon- Scott x Superstar Rockin’ Jay

Cinder- “Rocky Dangerbuff” x Kai

Oblivion- Staff!Kai x Cole

Outlaw- “Rocky Dangerbuff” x “Snake Jaguar”

Wrath- Staff!Kai x Morro x Ice Emperor Zane

Pyrite- Staff!Kai x “Rocky Dangerbuff”

Vortex- Morro x Ice Emperor Zane

Reaper- Cole x Ice Emperor Zane x Morro

Envy- Staff!Kai x Morro

Permafrost- Ice Emperor Zane x Pixal

Dubstep- Movie!Cole x Movie!Kai

Pop-Culture- Movie!Jay x Movie!Cole

Rhythm- Movie!Zane x Movie!Cole

Stereo- Movie!Kai x Movie!Zane x Movie!Cole

Surge- Movie!Jay x Morro

Cursed- Morro x Movie!Zane

Arcade- Movie!Cole x Movie!Jay x Movie!Kai

Cliché- Movie!Nya x Movie!Jay

What are your favorite rottmnt fanfics?! I’m looking for suggestions!!!!

An excuse to ramble about my favorite rottmnt fics?!?! HECK YEAH!!! HERE WE GO

(I dont know everyone’s tumblrs, but Ill tag the ones I do know)

A Long Way To Go by @sammyheroes

(2018) Leonardo gets really sick with a strange yokai disease and his family tries to figure out why…  Dont wanna say too much to give anything away, but if you like to read about magic, possession,  brotherly bonding and angst, and a lil bit of apriltello, read this!! It’s amazing, and theres a sequel too that just started that Im OBSESSED with.

Like Father Like Son by @eternalglitch

(2018) Probably the most popular rottmnt fic in existence, but its going on this list anyways for the new people in the fandom to know about too! Its Leo centric and features Draxum kidnapping him to get his original turtle warrior plan back up and running. Its an amazing fanfiction, one of my favorite fanfics of any fandom Ive ever been in, but it does feature some pretty dark topics. Make sure u keep the tags and warnings in mind if you read!

It Started With the Milk

Donnie is acting strange, very strange… And Leo is gonna figure out why. A creepy fic that has just the right amount of psychological horror and angst for me.

Frayed Knots

My favorite 2012/2018 crossover fic! It has some really cool takes on the concept I havent seen before, like the emotions and fears that one of them have bleeding into their counterpart (so like, 2012 Leo feeling 2018 Leo’s fears, for example). Its really really good and I definitely reccommend it

Shellshocked

Angsty fic in which Leo gets his shell cracked while protecting Donnie. Angst/comfort with a happy ending—I may or may not have stopped writing this list in the middle of it just to reread this one

The Cornerstore by @imaginashon

(2018) Cute turtle tots story with amazing artwork to go along with it. Splinter lets the boys play while he goes scavenging, but when it gets too cold theyre forced to find refuge in a human store. A lot of my previous recs are pretty angsty but this is so fluffy and its adorable!

The Brains and the Brawn

Ok its a comic, not a fic, but close enough. Donnie and Raph team up! The two try and beat the Purple Dragons but stuff happens and Donnie loses access to his tech and Raph is forced to do some math. Its got angst, comfort, and humor. Definitely recommend.

Its Alright Its Okay

When Leo is injured during a cave in incident, his brothers try and keep him alive… The only problem? Leo is the team’s only medic, and his brothers have no idea what to do. Angst/comfort, and I must have read the final chapter like a dozen times by now because I love one of the ending scenes so much.

If anyone else has any recs, feel free to reblog and add them!

[remembers 20 years later to post this]

Oh yeah, here was my piece for the first Mad Dogz zine! It’s been a year, but I’m still proud of it :}

Past Lives Chapter 6

I was so excited as Master Wu carried my cat carrier up the many steps towards the monastery. After packing up all the cat stuff Mystake bought and the tea he had ordered, Wu covered the carrier with a blanket, but there was a small tear in the front, allowing me to see a little bit of the outside world as we walked. I couldn't wait to get back to the rebuilt monastery and see the others again. I've missed them all so much over these last few weeks, especially Nya.

Master Wu didn't say anything as the large gates opened.

As we entered the property, the gates swung close again trapping us inside whether I liked it or not. As Wu stepped into the monastery, I was starting to panic a little inside at the thought of seeing them again. How were they all doing after my death? Were they ever still a team anymore? Would they even want to take care of a kitten? Was Nya alright?! All of a sudden I heard many voices, the voices of my family, all around me as I felt Master Wu gently place the carrier on a table.

I think we're in either the dining room or the kitchen or maybe the living room.

Probably the kitchen because I could smell the sweet scent of Zane's cooking. Oh shit, will I still be able to eat human food?!

"Good evening, Sensei." I heard Zane say as the others gave their own greetings and for a second, I forgot how to breathe. So, they were all still here together. That's something I'm so grateful for.

"Good evening everyone, how are you all doing today?"

"Fine." I heard Lloyd mutter in an almost emotionless voice. Did his voice sound lower? Sounds like our little green ninja's growing up!

"What's under the blanket?" Cole asked and, even though I can't see them, I shrank a little as I felt their eyes all turned to the covered carrier I was in.

"As you all know, I traveled into Ninjago City to collect my order of black tea from Mystake earlier, and she offered us a gift to help us deal with... certain recent events." Master Wu explained and the air was suddenly filled a thick tension. I could almost feel the glare harden on Lloyd's face.

"What is it?" He demanded to know. Knowing it was best not to keep them waiting, Wu quickly pulled off the blanket, opened the carrier, and lifted me out for all the team to see me, but it also let me see them for the first time in over two months. They all looked so different from the last time I'd seen them. Cole's black hair was longer and shaggier, his eyebrows weren't as bushy he had a more relaxed look to his eyes. Jay's hair was more curly and he had light freckles now.

Zane's titanium form now had silver hair in a tall flat-top, crew cut hairstyle with no sideburns.

He had glowing blue eyes, reflective of his robotic nature. Instead of a bob cut, Nya had long black hair kept in a ponytail. She was wearing pale pink lipstick and had small dimples on her cheeks. She also had a beauty mark on her right cheek. Lloyd looked more mature and his blond hair was a little bit longer and his eyes were greener than I remember. But that wasn't what shocked me the most. It was the heavy bags under his eyes like he hadn't slept in weeks.

He and I made eye contact, but it didn't last long.

"Why do you bring that in here?" He spat and I flinched at his tone. What's he got against cats? When I was a little kid he used to bring all kinds of animals back to the Bounty, begging us to let him keep it as a pet. Hell, he's even brought home a spider once! Jay was quick to shut that shit down!

"Mystake has been kind enough to purchase this feline for us in hopes it will help us come to terms with Kai's passing and provide a way to ease our pain." Master Wu explained and everyone slumped slightly in sadness and it pained me to see. I wish I could tell them I was their lost brother Kai.

"I've always wanted a cat!" Jay suddenly squealed loudly before anybody could say anything else. I scowled at the comment and flattered my ears while Nya quietly chuckled next to him. Lloyd growled lowly before storming off. No one made a move to stop him. All of a sudden, Zane took me from Master Wu and I almost flinched when I felt the cold metal of his hands. I am so grateful for having a thick fur coat. Zane's eyes started to glow over me and I realized he was scanning me!

"Hey! What happened to ask permission?!" I hissed, but this only caused Cole to chuckle.

"I don't think he likes that." The noirette smiled as Zane put me on the table.

"He is a nine weeks old Maine Coon kitten, no records of vaccinations or neutering." The nindroid said once he finished scanning me. Again, very rude!

"A main cone?" Jay frowned in confusion.

"The Maine Coon is a large domesticated cat breed; it has a distinctive physical appearance and valuable hunting skills," Zane explained as he pulled up a holography image of an adult Maine Coon cat.

"Awe, you've got a lot of growing to do, don't you?" Jay cooed in an exaggerated baby voice as he picked me up and held me to eye level.

"If you keep that voice, I will scratch you," I growled, but Jay didn't seem to notice.

"He's really ours? Can he stay in my room? Wait, what's his name?!" He screeched, almost horrified that he didn't know my name.

"Please call me Kai! PLEASE!" I begged, but all they heard was a series of meows.

"Noisy little furball, isn't he?" Nya smiled as she started scratching me behind the ear. It was really nice and I started purring, causing everyone to awe and coo at me even more.

"There will be plenty of time to discuss names, for now though, I suggest we find a place for this sleepy kitten to sleep and where to place his items." Master Wu said, holding up the bag full of my kitten stuff Mystake had bought. That was all Jay needed to hear because he was suddenly carrying me out of the dining room and gave me a grand tour of the new monastery. I kept an eye out for Lloyd, but I didn't see or hear him. Jay continued to quickly carry me throughout the entire monastery, showing me all the many rooms and electronic gizmos they had added to the new building.

Twenty minutes later, I had seen the entire mansion but still had no clue where anything was as the place was so big and the tour was so quick.

We returned to the living room, where Master Wu, Nya, and Zane were waiting. I wanted to spend more time with my family, but for some reason, I was struggling to keep my eyes open. I suddenly let out a loud yawn, showing off my little, sharp teeth.

"Where is the kitten to sleep, Sensei?" Zane asked, noticing how tired I looked.

"Mystake provided a cat cushion for him and a litter box." He replied and I flinched when he mentioned that goddamn litter box. Using it was so humiliating! I wish I could use the toilet, but even if I could climb up, I was so small that there was a good chance of falling into the toilet bowl. Using a litter box might be embarrassing, but death by drowning in a toilet was even worse! After a short debate, it was decided that I'd be sleeping in Nya's room, which I was grateful for.

I wouldn't be able to sleep with Jay staring at me all night.

We went into Nya's room and my cushion was placed at the foot of her bed and my litter box was tucked into the far corner for me to use in the night. Jay reluctantly placed me on the cushion after Nya ordered him to let me sleep. As soon as I made contact with it, I curled up into a little ball and snuggled deep into my little cloud of heaven. I could hear the others talking, but I didn't pay attention as I drifted off into a peaceful sleep. I was finally home...

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AN: Right people, start sending me names for a male, moody, dark brown, Maine Coon kitten! The one I like the most will be the one I use!

wEHH silly little jimmytimmy christmas doodle for pooshpin BECAUSE <33

Sorry I couldn’t to get on chat for a while, hun;; >A< Hope you’re enjoying your holidays though! :D And that goes to everyone else too!! Happy Holidays!!!

Life of a High School Vampire One-Shots 4 The Dog-Walker

SUMMARY: Kai seeks vengeance after a Ninjago resident doesn't clean up after her puppy...

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Kai suppressed a groan as the scorching summer sun beat down against the ground and his large black parasol. Normal he would stay inside, but the headmaster decided that Kai spent too much time inside and needed to get some sun, so he signed Kai up as a volunteer at the local animal shelter. At first, Kai hated the job, but he quickly learned that he could scare the dogs into doing whatever he wanted. All he had to do was flash his fangs or red eyes and they would either cower in fear or obey him without resistance.

It reminded him about his home and how he and his sister would play in the woods and commanded the many wolf packs roaming the area.

The one thing Kai hated about this job, however, was the dog walking. Once, maybe twice a week Kai had to take at least three of the many dogs for a walk through the forest trail on the other side of the city. Kai had always wanted to refuse the task, but then he saw it as a chance to get out of that cramped, dark, smelly shelter.

"Yeah, I know sweetie." A loud, obnoxious woman's voice said from behind him. He looked over his shoulder and glared when he saw a blond girl in her late teens and wearing a blue jogging outfit walking past, dragging a small Dalmatian puppy with a bow attached to its collar beside her as she spoke into her cellphone. Just by looking at her for a few brief seconds Kai already knew everything he needed to know about her. She was popular because she developed early and started giving handjobs when she was twelve.

Now she couldn't stand to look at herself in the mirror because all she saw was a whore.

So she picked on anyone to avoid the inevitable realization that once her body was used up she was going to be a worn-out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even her stepdad wouldn't want. As soon as she noticed him and his gothic attire, the girl turned her nose up in disgust. She almost pushed him out of her way as she walked past.

"It's like why don't the freaks stay down in a hole where they belong." She huffed to the person on the phone, pulling her dog along the trail while the puppy was in mid-poop, not making a single move to clean it up. Kai was already irritated by this woman and this was the final straw.

"Excuse me! You left a mess on the trail." He called after her, causing her to stop and turn to him in confusion.

"Um, hang on, I'll call you back." She said to the person on the phone and gave Kai her full attention. "I'm sorry are you talking to me?"

"You left a steaming pile of shit in my path." He growled, feeling his patience growing thinner and thinner. When she realized what he was talking about, she burst out laughing.

"Thanks for all the helpful info you little freak." She sneered as she looked him up and down with a critical eye. "Where're you hiking to? A funeral?"

"That depends; are you gonna clean up after your rat?" He asked and this struck a nerve in the woman.

"Evangeline is a purebred Dalmation! Your dogs are sups mangy!" She hissed, looking ready to kick the five dogs Kai had with him.

"They're not mine, I just walk them so I can't take credit for their mange." Kai shrugged at her cruel words, frowning at the mention of mange. Back home, he and Nya would seek out any rabid or mangy wolves and kill them to prevent the spread of the disease. If they got to their family's food source then they would be in some serious trouble. As soon as he said that they weren't his, the woman gagged in disgust as she picked up her dog as if she was expecting them to eat it.

"Couldn't do the whole adoption thing they're so unmanageable."

"Oh that's where you're wrong; you should only own an animal that would have otherwise been slaughtered if it weren't for you." He replied seriously and she stared at him in horror, as if he had sprouted an extra pair of eyes. "They'll respect up more knowing you're the only thing between them and a puppy incinerator."

"Okay, you're super weird, thanks for the FYI." She glared as she turned to leave again.

"Are you going to pick up your shit or am I gonna have to call the authorities?" He asked and she laughed again.

"What, are you gonna call the poopy police on me?" She mocked him with another cackle. Kai held back a snarl as he stepped closer to her in intimidation.

"Something like that." He growled and it was clear the woman had not been expecting that. No one had ever spoken to her in this way before and she hated him for it.

"Listen you fucking freak! These hands don't pick up poop!" She exclaimed through gritted teeth. "They select the newest and in fashion in the mall! They give light hand jobs to hot football players! They get held delicately by Chinese women in sanitized bowls! They do not pick up shit!" She screeched so loud the dogs whimpered slightly because the sound hurt their sensitive hearing. After her outburst, she huffed as she fixed her hair and glare at the vampire.

"Besides, it's biodegradable you son of a bitch, it's gonna become part of the Earth!"

"That makes two of you." Kai spat and she arched an eyebrow in confusion. Without another word, Kai reached into his pocket and pulled out something his father had made for him. A small silver dog whistle. He blew into it and a few seconds later the sounds of howling and growls echoed through the trees around them.

"What the fuck was that?" She whispered in terror as the noises sounded like they were getting closer and closer. She looked back at Kai, he was just standing there casually.

"I suggest you move quickly; wolves can smell a petty bitch's fear... and her cheap body glitter." He smirked, showing her his sharp fangs.

"HOLY SHIT!" The woman screamed as she dropped her dog and ran off down the trail faster than any human Kai had seen in person. He held in a chuckle as he grabbed the Dalmation's leash and began his walk back to the animal shelter, the satisfied smirk never leaving his face...