Omg Same

I'll take 20

This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck snake.

I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called "southern ringneck" in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They're not venomous, are nocturnal, and also....

ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They're super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They're just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.

How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like "that thing is gonna kill me"? U can't. Is babie.

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I made a Wookiepedia themed character sheet.

Go crazy.

If you use it, no need to tag me, it’s chill, it took like 15 minutes to make. Have fun with your OCs!

(The top left square is for the portrait, and the dark purple bar below is for the character name.)

Pitaya: You're going to give me an aneurysssm

Lychee: One cannot "give" an aneurysm. It's medically impossible

Pitaya: You might be the firssst

{takes shot}

Ace attorney au where everything is the same except Phoenix and Edgeworth are replaced with those two zircon bitches from Steven universe

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Ferb I know what I'm gonna do today

I’ve always wondered what if they had taken Grievous to the Kaminoans instead of the Geonosians? They would’ve made him some giant souped-up biological horror super-predator. Just take his Kaleesh-ness and cranked it up to 11. I like to imagine they’d’ve kept his ability to split his arms in half but in a really gross body horror way.

Why yes, I do like diner.

Stiill using screen shots bc why not

In my last, post I talked about my headcanon for this NPC/ oc I'm calling Sour Cream Cookie. So, I'm making a part 2. Context, he's Clotted Cream's bio father.

So like I said in last Post, Sour Cream was saved after being lost at sea for 22 years by Captain Caviar. He was told of what was happening in Creme Republic.

So imagine with me, this guy, hearing that his OWN WIFE had to remarry to save his only child from a life of hardship, and not allow her to see them!!! He was furious, with a mix of guilt of not being there.

So Sour Cream goes home, amazed by everything he sees, since the Republic was a simple town when he left that refugees were still retreating to.He storms into the Lyceum, disrupting the meeting of the Elders.

Skit I thought of ( Inspired by @queen-rainy-love , check their stuff out!)

*In the Lyceum, the Council of Elder were having a meeting with Clotted Cream when the doors swings open*

??: * kicks the door open* *smiles* Anyone missed me??

The elders look on in shock and horror as the stranger walks in, covered in dirt and a bit caked up salt. His worn-out shoes leaving bits of mud as he walked around*

??: My my, things have really changed since I've been gone!! This once small township turns into a great and glorious Republic!! Sad I missed it!!

Sable: Ahh?? Who are you?

??: *chuckles, pushes up his broken glasses* Hehe, I guess my look has changed after a long time, hasn't it?"

Custard: *annoyed* This is a private meeting, you are allowed to be here!! Who sent you in ??

Captain Caviar: *Walks in, takes his seat* I did, sorry I'm late, had to check on one of my ships. And you may want to hear the guy out.

??: Thank you, Caviar. Now was I? Oh right. *bows* I am Sour Cream Cookie, the forgotten heir of House Scone.

Vanilla Sugar: This is preposterous!! Sour Cream cookie has been dead for years!

Sour Cream: I feel pretty alive to me. And Mulled, I appreciate you keeping my notes safe since I've gone. The airship you created is amazing!

Mulled Juice: I....

Clotted Cream: * a bit annoyed* Look sir, you've been in here long enough. I think it's time you leave- *is hugged by Sour Cream*

Sour Cream: *looks at him, shocked* My son.. Look at you.. all grown up.

Clotted Cream: I...Um...

Sour Cream: *lets go* Where is your mother? Where's Light Cream?

Clotted Cream: *confused* W-wait, how do you..?

Custard: *stands up* Guards!! Get this lunatic out of here!!

*two guards come out and begin to drag out Sour Cream on the Lyceum, when Light Cream runs in*

Light Cream: Wait!!! *crying* Sour Cream, is that you?

Sour Cream: *looks, shoves the guards off and hugs Light Cream* My love!!!

*Light Cream hugs him back, now sobbing. Sour Cream ran his fingers through her hair*

Light Cream: *sniffles* You're alive... You're truly alive...

Sour Cream: *smiles* I am, My love. I'm so sorry for being gone for so long..

*As the elders watch in shock, Clotted Cream walked over to the two reunited lovers. He was very confused. Who was this guy?*

Clotted Cream: Mother? How do you know him?

Light Cream: *smiles* Clotted... This is your father, Sour Cream Cookie.

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I took the time and effort to redraw a good quality penguin. The price is 0.65ETH, so please pay a lot of attention. I will continue to post good paintings

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https://opensea.io/collection/a-dreamy-feel