“why Are You Tired? You Haven’t Done Anything All Day” The Simple Fact That I Exist Drains Me.

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

Strangly accurate considering my favorite color is green

saw this on instagram and thought it was fun!! so let’s do a chain thingy, shall we?

what’s the colour palette of your name?

@paysomeonetopaysomeone @waitingforthesunrise @coffeeforkai @betweenthetimeandsound @27fanficlilies @wishtobefictional @trashmeowcan @ashlakh @malencholic-nyx

I loved the underground (cont. below)

❤️

Sleepy King Nanenna Masterpost

The original post is getting a bit long so I'm posting this here to make things a little easier. Less scrolling for returning readers at least.

This boy can fit so much eepy Branch Original Post (long post) This Meeting Could've Been an E-mail This Phone Call Could've Been a Text This Phone Call Could've Been the Start to a Beautiful Partnership This Stream of Consciousness Could've been an Epiphany This Group Chat Could've Been a Meeting This Montage Could've Been a Beach Episode This Blind Panic Could've Been a Q&A Session This Migraine Could've Been an Intercom Announcement This Conversation is Exactly as it Should've Been A Brief Look from a Different Angle

BAMF Fenton Parents Branch Original Post (long post) A Bit of Detective Work Detective Work on the Other Side Meeting the Mayor The Best Laid Plans Jeez Louise This is a Mess Let's Wrap this Up, Folks

Now hosted on AO3 for those who prefer to read it there.

Streamer Danny AU, but he’s a really minor streamer. Like, he does it mainly just for his own fun and only has a few intermittent viewers.

But somehow Jason finds his channel anyway, and something about his voice is captivating. The pit rage quiets down in his presence. So he starts tuning in to basically every stream, or just putting on the VODs in the background to fall asleep to.

And on the other side, Danny takes note of this new subscriber who’s quite possibly his first truly dedicated viewer. So he starts interacting with him on stream sometimes - greeting him when he shows up in the chat, specifically asking/answering questions, etc

Needless to say, this did not help Jason’s growing semi-parasocial crush in the slightest…

Just look at him in his anxiety filled glory. i just want to steal him and never give him back.

ANXIETY SANS, I can't explain how much comfort he gives me, I adore him, I give him all the coffee his heart wants, I might just doodle him til I die Anxiety sans by @hheisa !

I LOVE FIRE!!!

I LOVE LOOKING AT FIRE!!!!!!

I LOVE FIDGETING WITH LIGHTERS AND I LOVE WATCHING CANDLE WICKS SLOWLY BURN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

DCxDP - Death and Taxes

Broke college student but also the Ghost King Danny looking at the stack of complaint forms in his inbox about people cheating death. In a stroke of sleep deprived inspiration, he issues a royal decree that anyone who has properly died before (I.e biologically dead, not just clinically dead) is still a citizen of the Infinite Realms, even if they were resurrected. And have to pay income tax to the Crown.

He establishes the Infinite Realms Revenue Service, recruits the ghosts of some meticulous accountants and sends them after all the assholes who think they can escape Death and Taxes. Starting with the worst offenders (ie those who have escaped death the longest/most often). Your tax bracket scales with how many times you died.

Just picture Ra's al-Ghul, in the middle of giving some speech to his assassin cult when this Phil Coulson looking ghost dude shows up behind him to "discuss the back taxes he owes to the Crown".

Every magic user worth their salt is suddenly swamped with messages from panicked villains and heroes who are trying to figure out wtf is going on and how to get out of this. Constantine is sweating bullets.

Danny hires Valerie to do mortal side "casework", because a, she's just as saddled with student debt as he is b, has worked fast food and knows how to handle asshole customers c, doesn't take shit from anybody.

Imagine Vandal Savage, Felix Faust and Red Hood awkwardly sitting in a waiting room with a stack of documents each, ready for their number to be called so they can dispute their claims. Being called in and utterly flummoxed at the unflappable, bored young woman at the desk who somehow has files on everything about you - birth record, death record(s), who you killed and when records... now declare your income as a crime lord/dictator/sorcerer, sir.

Meanwhile Danny is planning on how he can allocate the taxes to open a soup kitchen for Lunch Lady to work at and similar shit. He is determined to be a good king, dammit!

Just because we aren't seeing more posts about Palestine, doesn't mean the genocide has stopped. Let's keep Praying and speaking up for Gaza, Palestine.