Daniel Sloss: Live Shows — “Dark” (2018)

Quoting my GFs current opinion of Percy

"Pompous bastard boy, but still hot"

What am I dating

Jedi: We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people!

Darth Revan: Ninety-two.

Jedi: This has gone on for too long. And now, you’re going to pay!

Darth Revan: Three hundred and fifty-five.

Jedi: We are...we...What are you-

Darth Revan: No, go on, continue, don’t mind me.

Jedi: And...and...we are the ones who will stop you!

Darth Revan: Oh, wow, four hundred and nineteen.

Jedi: What the hell are you doing?!

Darth Revan: Oh, sorry, it’s a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so often, so I started making a mental list of how many times I’ve heard certain lines.

Jedi: You- You insane monster!

Darth Revan: One hundred and ninety.

Jedi: Yeah? Well...uh...we’re going to...FUCK YOUR FACE!

Darth Revan: Hah! Twelve.

Eraserhead : Ms Jirou has been selling these special ringtones to her classmates... Apparently the human ear deteriorates after twenty years, so it's a ringtone only teenagers can hear! That way they can use their phone in class even though it's forbidden.

All Might : Oh my god, does that really work?

Eraserhead : Of course it doesn't work. They'll figure it out eventually, I've already written 36 detention notices.

Skitter: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.

Imp: Thank you.

Skitter: I didn’t say that was a good thing.

Imp: What I’m hearing is you think I’m funny.

Shigaraki: …What are you doing?

Spinner: We robbed a store and now we’re taping together every firework they had just to see what happens when we light it.

Shigaraki: That’s idiotic and a complete waste of time. You were supposed to be doing the actual work I assigned. And Dabi, light the fucker already.

“I kinda need a hug but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know I am a human being that desperately craves intimacy.”

— Tattletale

Makoto: How are you going to explain yourself?

Akira: I'm gonna say verbally because judging by your tone you are NOT in the mood for the dance routine that I've prepared.

Ryuji: *shuffles off in disappointment*

Dabi: I really hope this is just a phase.

Toga: I’m sure it is. Remember the month Deku spent narrating his life just to annoy Shigaraki?

[Flashback]

Deku: I sat quietly on the uncomfortable chair while cringing at the questionable plan Shigaraki was coming up with.

Shigaraki: [glaring]

Deku: Of course, I’d never tell him of his rampant stupidity, but somehow I think he knew.

Shigaraki: [glaring intensifies]

Deku: As the days pass, I find myself wondering more and more why I stay here instead of simply over throwing the moronic manchild that-

Shigaraki: [PUNCH]

[Later]

Deku: I awoke several hours later in a daze…

Apex fans after season 5