Daniel Sloss: Live Shows — “Dark” (2018)

Spinner: Money can’t buy happiness.

Re-Destro: Sure it can! That’s just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

Chrono: I’m going to the store, do you want anything?

Setsuno: I want to die.

Chrono: I already told you there’s perfectly fine bleach in the laundry room, I’m not going to buy you the expensive kind.

Setsuno: Damn it.

Chapstick

Mugger: [pulls out a knife]

Mugger: Give me your money!

Mr. Compress: Well this night took a SHARP turn.

[Later]

Doctor: It’s a record amount of stabs.

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thank you to @beemajor for the idea

Shigaraki: Can we go out to get ice cream?

Kurogiri: Did you ask Sensei?

Shigaraki: He said no.

Kurogiri: Then why did you ask me?

Shigaraki: Because he's not the boss of you.

Kurogiri, internally: it's a trap

What is with Luther and his incest kink, like come on bro there are other people out there

EDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nonononononoononpwewase noooo

Is this because if all the smut fics we wrote?!?!?!?

Whhyyyyyyy!?!?

I relate to him way to much. 

So Is anyone else a little worried about this?

Not even a few minutes of screentime and we are already seeing some extremely startling similarities between Homelander and Soldier boy

Lasering the person you loved/though you loved after finding out they had lied to you, Homelander with Madelyn and now SB with countess.

Both of these scenes in the exact same episode.

Either way, I'm very terrified about the implications and possibility that Butcher just released Homelander 1.0.