Crow's Idiocy Chronicles; Part 1

Crow's idiocy chronicles; part 1

(These are cannon events in my life)

My momma: Crow, I need you to get me a straw and monster *she explains where to find them because at the time I didn't know*

Me: yes momma! *successfully got a straw but my tired self got lost in finding the monsters even though they stay in the mini fridge, finally finds them and returns to momma* so I got a straw and because you didn't explain where to find the monsters I got lost on the way...

My momma: Omg Crow...*disappointed laughter*

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1 year ago

the wheel of names best decision-making tool honestly

Remember you from Adventure Time but its an alternate universe where Arahabaki slowly starts stealing Chuuya's control over his mind and body with every time he uses it, and knowing that he's too weak to stop it he writes one final letter to Dazai before its too late.

A few months to years after, Chuuya completely looses himself, slipping into an ability induced coma as the only way to prevent arahabaki from completely destroying him.

Mori gives the letter to Dazai, as per Chuuya's request which by this point, five years since Chuuya slipped into a coma, has been perfectly preserved save for a few tears from late nights Dazai spent researching every possible way to save him, that letter being his only source of sorrowful comfort in this dire situation

11 months ago

OiL pAiNt

Who was going to tell me that oil paint is messy??

Like I had to clean up so much oil paint from myself and my table because of this stupid paint

Not only that BUT HOW DID IT GET ON AND UNDER MY NAILS???

WTF 😭😭


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1 year ago

D o o t D o o t ?

W h a t ?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

1 year ago

lol

I don't take naps... I simply die unintentionally and rise up again when my dad gets home from work

And that happens three or four times a day at most and the cause is most of the time just boredom


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1 year ago

Put these four in a room; who comes out first?

Can be crying, irritated, whatever who's leaving the room first?

Put These Four In A Room; Who Comes Out First?
Put These Four In A Room; Who Comes Out First?
Put These Four In A Room; Who Comes Out First?
Put These Four In A Room; Who Comes Out First?

Curiosity...


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1 year ago

It's cannon I'm Jax lmao /HJ

I'M JOKING half joking BUT STILL JOKING OKAY JOKING

Not serious!!

croiw - Crow attempts to human
croiw - Crow attempts to human
croiw - Crow attempts to human
croiw - Crow attempts to human
1 year ago

Ocean

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

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Crow attempts to human

I ramble, post art, and other things I am not a human just a raccoon in a coat and yes I'm cold thanks for asking feel free to ask questions regarding art or writing

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