Reid : Does Something Stupid

Emily, walking in the room covered in blood

JJ : Oh my god what happened ??

Emily : Oh no, don't worry, it's not my blood.

Hotch : IT MAKES ME EVEN MORE WORRIED, WHAT DID YOU DO

Morgan : What do you think Emily will do for a distraction ?

Rossi : Probably throw a rock or make some noise. Something easy.

Car explodes, a fire start, Emily is running around screaming.

Rossi : ..Or that.

Morgan : Legends says that one night, Emily was fed after midnight, and she shifted into a Gremlin that never melted away at the sunlight.

Morgan : I'm not that stupid

Emily, sounding like a narrator : He was, in fact, that stupid.

The BAU , on fire because of the adults-children

Random agent : You're so chill

Hotch, sipping his coffee : Thanks, I gave up.

Spencer : Can I be frank with you guys ?

Emily : I don't know how changing your name is going to help

Penelope : Can I still be Penelope ?

Morgan : Ssshhht let Frank speak.

Spencer :

Spencer : I hate you all

The BAU having therapy. The psy's reaction :

To Reid : Calls two other psy, and ordered anti-d for himself.

To Morgan : Questions the existence of self-conservation.

To Garcia : Fills adoption papers.

To Hotch : Questions the existence of emotions and humour.

To JJ : Learn that someone can be a mother to the entire civilization.

To Emily : Calls the police.

Policeman : And you guys are ?

Emily : Tired

Spencer : Dead inside

JJ : Anxious

Morgan : Hungry

Hotch :

Hotch : We're the BAU

Garcia : Hotch, here's a nice and hot cup of coffee for the best boss !

Hotch : It's cold ?

Garcia : A nice cup of coffee.

Hotch : ..It's not even good. Too much sugar.

Garcia : ..A cup of coffee.

Hotch : Is this coffee or tea ?

Garcia :

Garcia : Cup.

Emily, walking in the meeting room : Hi everyone

No answer

Emily : Guys ??

Penelope : We can't hear dead people.

Everyone : nods

Emily : You guys are so dramatic it was ONE TIME