Crimcriminal - CrimCriminal's Hobbit Hole

jun warm-up

Wired Autocomplete Interview

Breaking news, beautiful angel got caught leaving the shower

Mouthwashing

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

more geto with piercings

can we get more fresh plz I’m a simp </3

Y/n: What are you doing?

Fresh: Your taxes!

Y/n: ...Why?

Fresh: I figured I would save you the stress!

Y/n: Okay, that's nice and all, but how do you know all of my financial information??

Fresh, writing down you credit card number in pink highlighter: Don't worry about it. :)

_________

Ink: Human you don't understand. You're harboring a dangerous creature!

Y/n: He's my roommate (CENSORED) face.

Fresh: No swearing!!

Y/n: Sorry!

________

Y/n: (comes out wearing a neon green body suit)

Fresh:

Fresh: Well one if us us gonna have to change.

________

Ink: I thought introducing Y/n to Fresh might show them how acting without reason could get them hurt.

Fresh: (skateboarding down a hill while also somehow wearing roller skates)

Y/n: (sitting on his shoulders screaming)

Ink: ...I made it worse I think.

________

Fresh: Be honest, why do you stick around me?

Y/n: You make everything interesting. Even when we just sit here, not feeding off of each other's chaos, you make me laugh and feel comfortable.

Fresh:

Y/n: Are you crying??

Fresh: Yes I'm crying I thought you were gonna make a joke about my nine tongues-

Y/n: Oh god I'm sorry.

Fresh: I wasn't emotionally prepared broski-

______

Y/n: I'd throw myself in front of a moving car for you.

Fresh: You'd throw yourself in front of a moving car for fun.

Y/n: Only if you were driving.

Fresh: I can't drive, so that's perfect!

Y/n: Nothing sexier than getting put out of my misery.

_________

Y/n: He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me,

Y/n: ...He love me not. :(

Fresh: I'm gonna kick the shit out of that flower-

________

Y/n: Give me a hand?

Fresh: Sure!

Y/n: ...That's hilarious, but where did you find that?

_________

Y/n: Hello my dear heart snoogims.

Fresh: Well hi dearest cuddle bunny boo-boo bear.

Y/n: (gags)

Fresh: Ha. I win.

Who's the last one? 🤔

Choose your fighter

Sea the wolf

A mother

Looks innocent, actually is not

Most friendly of them all

Actually cares about the fanbase

Likes milk

Ricardo is her husband

Gay af

Can get overprotective when it comes to Anne

Hates it when anyone ships anne with anyone except her

k i n k y

Wife of the year

Everyone loves her

Can be pretty mean

Hates her son

Bullies her son

(seriously stop wth)

Keekee

let her sleep

tired of this shit

Likes animu uwu

Her waifu is a frog

Actually gay for anne

Hates porn

homie #1

hates to play osu

(because she can't)

The youngest of them all

She is a baby

Let her keep her innocence

Ane

Is a weeb

Homie #2

Has a kink for hair

She's so innocent yet deadly

The second most youngest

Insecure

No one can tell her sexual orientation

A FANGIRL.

SERIOUSLY HELP HER.

Doesn't give a damn about fanbase

At least she pretends to

She's actually really shy

uwu i hate myself

Gay-hoe

Asian

Addicted to gaming

Is fucking tired of this goddamn shit

Probably the most mature one of them all

has abs

daddy kink

Actually a cinnamon bun

Depression

Likes soup

A weeb

CONFUSED.

,,What the hell is going on??"

Lets anne borrow his clothes when she's cold

dead™

A cutie 💖💗💓💞💕❣️💝

Likes aesthetic things

OwO

Likes anime

C u t e

A d o r a b l e

Reading smut on a daily basis

Not innocent.

But still cute uwu

Plays roblox

Suddenly appeared on tumblr

We love her

suguru teaching you how to kiss with a hand cupping your jaw and the other holding your own bc you’re nervous and trembling a little and he finds it sooooo cute that he has to stifle a smile he knows you’ll feel

laughing ‘til our ribs get tough