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united states FDA announces recall of Gay Awakening

...as well as hundreds of other canned coffees from over 100 different roasters, sold nationwide in stores and online.

U.S. Food and Drug Administration

Snapchill LLC Recalls Canned Coffee Products Due to Potential Clostridium botulinum

Snapchill LLC (Snapchill) of Green Bay, WI is voluntarily recalling all canned coffee products manufactured by the company, within expiratio

snapchill LLC is recalling ALL of their canned coffees because of unsafe manufacturing processes resulting in potential contamination that can cause botulism.

botulism is one of those major bummer types of food poisoning where you can have a really miserable few days, and then die. especially without emergency medical care. most people exposed will not get sick, but among those that do, shit gets bad. if you think you might have botulism, you have to go to the emergency room as soon as possible.

some of the early symptoms are weakness, tiredness, drooping eyelids, dry mouth, and difficulty speaking. that weakness and paralysis eventually moves onto the organs and muscles that keep the body alive. symptoms of botulism usually show up within a day or two after exposure, but can take up to 10 days to kick in.

this type of contamination and poisoning often happens as a result of unsafe canning practices, and basically rule #1 when starting a canning business is "do not give people botulism." botulism can be a lot of why eating canned food from damaged cans can be really dangerous.

worth noting that the FDA says no cases of botulism have been tied to this recall yet.

No illnesses have been reported to-date, and Snapchill is not aware of any instances in which the company’s products contained botulin toxin. Snapchill is working on filing the appropriate notification with FDA.

so the manufacturer realized they were canning coffee in a way that might kill people. you still want to take this seriously.

Consumers should either destroy the products or return the product to Snapchill or the place of purchase for a refund. Snapchill will offer full refunds for any of these products, with appropriate proof of purchase including a picture of the product(s) before being destroyed. Full information about the return and refund will be available at Compliance@Snapchill.com.

below the cut is the entire list of recalled products, including gay awakening drag bean coffee. and holy shit is it LONG. if you drink canned coffee in the united states or know someone who does, check this list or the list offered by the FDA link above.

lot of interesting names here. at the very least this recall is happening before anyone apparently got sick. try not to be the first. and if you think you or someone you know may have gotten botulism from any of these coffees, make sure you report it to the FDA.

(Coffee roaster name – Product name)

41 & Change - Cold Coffee

Alchemy Roasting- Elixir Of Life

Amavida - Manos Campesinas

Appalachia Coffee - Kentucky Black Gold

Baba Java Coffee - Ethiopian / Honduras

Bent Tree Coffee - Squirrel Blend

Bent Tree Coffee - Autumn Blend

Bent Tree Coffee - Colombia Sotara

Bent Tree Coffee - Ethiopia

Bent Tree Coffee - Squirrel Blend

Big Iron- Stampede Blend

Big Mouth Coffee - Nicaragua

Big Mouth Coffee - Nicolas and Angela

Big Shoulders - thermal shock

BKG - Coffee St

Black Acres - Rwanda

Black Nerd - Colombia

Black Nerd - Dark Matter

Black Nerd - Ethiopia

Black Nerd - The Golden Ratio

Blind - Guatemala

Bold Bean - The Chocolate One

Bold Bean - The Jam

Bold Bean - The OG

Bold Bean - The Sweet One

Bolt Coffee - Delki Guarero

Bolt Coffee - Mass Appeal

Borealis-Finca La Capilla

Brandywine - Galactic Standard

Brandywine - Orbital Motion

BRL - Dark Wav

BRL - Dark Wav

Broadsheet - Headliner

Burwell - Bebop Blend

Cafe Ammi - 109 blend

Cape Cod Coffee - Coconut

Cape Cod Coffee - French Vanilla

Cape Cod Coffee - Hazelnut

Cape Cod Coffee - JMC

Cape Cod Coffee - Peanut Butter cup

Cape Cod Coffee - Rainforest

Cape Cod Coffee - Scandi

Carrier - Bright

Carrier – Nitro

Carrier - Sweet

Cerberus Coffee - Wizard Cat

Cerberus Coffee - Wizard Cat

Coffee Hound - Maine

Coffee Hound - Maine Caramel

Coffee Hound - Maple

Coffee Hound - Maple Latte

Coffee Hound - Maple Leaf Latte

Coffee Hound - Maple Leaf Latte

Coffee Hound - Maple Leaf Latte

Coffee Hound - Nitro

Coffee Hound - Nitro

Coffee Hound - Nitro

Coffee Hound - Maple Latte

Coffee Hound - Nitro

Coffee Hound - Maple Syrup Latte

Coffee N Clothes - Black

Coffee N Clothes - Gold

Coffee Project NY - Grape Soda

Coffee Project NY - Summer Friday

Coffee Project NY - Woke up in NY

Color Coffee - Sierra Morena Pink Bourbon

Color Coffee - Neptune

Connect Coffee - Black coffee

Copper Horse - Carriage House Blend

Copper Horse - Seahorse Blend

Coterie Coffee - Billy Lane

Coterie Coffee - Cannibal corpse

Coterie Coffee - Blood brothers

Coterie Coffee - Laughing Monkey Machine

Coterie Coffee - Choppers

Coterie Coffee - Brazil

Crankshaft Coffee - Cold Start

Cup to Cup- Inga Aponte

Dave's Coffee - Falcon blend

Dayglow - Decadent

Dayglow - Juicy

Daysol Coffee - Wanderlust

Dead Sled - Colombia

Dead Sled – Banana Peanut Butter

Doughnut Plant - Mexico Black

Downeast Coffee- Ocean State Blend

Dreamy - Hint of Chocolate

Dreamy - Colombia Tolima

Driply - Arctic brew (White Label Coffee from Stack St. Coffee Roasters

Driply - New Morning Coffee Blend

East End - Heatwave

Eclipse Coffee Roasters - Elevate

Electro Brew Coffee Co. - Vanilla

Electro Brew Coffee Co. - Caramel

Element Coffee - Peru

Emergency Medical Coffee- Sweet Cream

Enderly - Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

Enderly - Mattie's Diner

Enderly - Rhino Market

Euphoria Coffee - Black

Euphoria Coffee - Sweetened

Farmhouse - Dar #33

Farmhouse - Vienna Roast El Cafe

Farmhouse - Vienna Roast-Decaf

Farmhouse - Medium Roast- Colombia

Fazenda - Mexico Nitro

Fazenda - Mexico Nitro

Fika - North Shore Blend

Fire Grounds - Guts over fear

Fire Grounds - American Tradition

Fire Grounds - Full Send

Fire Grounds – Mo Mocha

Fire Grounds - Nitro

Fire Grounds - Vanilla Nitro

First Crack C/O Sound Coffee - Big Funky Super Natural

Five & Hoek - Honduras

Five & Hoek – Biru Bekele

Five & Hoek – Luis Guzman

Five & Hoek – Ethiopia Yirg

Five Star Roasters - nitro

Flight - Pluto

Gay Awakening Coffee - Drag Bean

George Howell - Daterra Sundrop

George Howell - Chelbessa

George Howell - Monte Carlos

George Howell - Worka Chelbessa

Gigawatt - Cold Fusion

Gigawatt - Costa Rican

Gigawatt - Ethiopia

Gigawatt - Live Wire

Gigawatt- Costa Rican Dota Tarrrazu

Goldberry Roasting Company - Goldberry's blend

Gooseneck Coffee Co. - black iced coffee

Gryphon Coffee- Nite Owl

Heady Cup - Monkshood

Heart Coffee - Ethiopian

Heine Bros - Black Coffee

Heine Bros - Coconut Latte

Heine Bros - Toasted Coconut

Helm - Black Coffee

Helm - Black Nitro

Helm - Maple Nitro Latte

Honest Coffee- Early Riser

Hustle N' Grind- Cafecito

Intelligentsia - Black Cans

Intelligentsia - Chicao Distrance Series

Intelligentsia - Black Cans

Joe Bean - nitro

Kahawa 1893- Kenyan Black

Kahawa 1893 - Kenyan Black

Kahawa 1893 - Tanzania Peaberry Black

Kaldi's - Classic Black

Kaldi's - Classic Black

Kawaha 1893 - Safari Blend

Knowledge Perk - KP coffee

Knowledge Perk - App State

Knowledge Perk - Dirt World

Knowledge Perk - Charlotte FC

Knowledge Perk - Summer Shandy

Knowledge Perk - VESL

Knowledge Perk - Winthop

Kribi Coffee - Chilled Coffee

Kuva Coffee- Fresh Dresch

La Cosecha - Papua New Guinea

Lanna Coffee- Original

Larrys Coffee - Black

Larrys Coffee - Decaf

Larrys Coffee - Ethiopia

Larrys Coffee - Mocha

Larrys Coffee - Sweet

Little Wolf - Andres Cardona

Little Wolf - Companion Blend

Little Wolf - Jesus Oscco

Ludwig - Morning Hunt

Ludwig Coffee - Macchiato

Mad Priest - Fallen Angel With Vanilla

Madcap Coffee - Flash

Madcap Coffee - Flash

Maple Leaf Coffee Roasters - Hartford Blend

Medici- Clarksville

Metric - Garmas Gesha Single Origin

Metric - Deri Kadame Natural

Metric - Benjamin Paz

Mighty Good Coffee Co. - apex

Mocha Joe - Cameroon

Mocha Joe - Cameroon

Molon Labe - Soprano

Molon Labe - Death by Chocolate

Molon Labe - Creme Brulee

Mudd LLC - Maple Black

Mudd LLC - Black

Neighbor Coffee - Bourbon Barrel Aged

New Hampshire Coffee Roasters - Italian

New Hampshire Coffee Roasters - Costa Rica Tarrazu

New Hampshire Coffee Roasters - Coconut

New Harvest - Wolf Can

Northern Coffeeworks - Tanzania Peaberry

OFFSET Coffee - Colombia

Opus Coffee - Snapchill Coffee

Others Coffee - Lil Bud

Others Coffee - Get Right

Others Coffee - Get Right

Others Coffee - Lil Bud

Others Coffee - Little Bud

Oye Coffee - cold gold

Paper Plane Coffee Co - Snapchill Coffee

Peaks Coffee Co - Brazil

Perkatory - Solstice

Perkatory - New England Snapchill

Perkatory - Three Witches Brew

Perla - black

Pettibone - Colombia Washed

Pettibone - Honduras San Fransico

Pink Elephant - Nomadic

Pink Elephant - Roam

Play Coffee - Buku hambela natural, La cabra

Quartertone Coffee - (Black Honey) and (Yurgacheffe)

QUIVR - Golden Black

QUIVR - Hibiscus

QUIVR - Jade Oolong

QUIVR - Jasmine

QUIVR - Jasmine Green

Rabble & Lion - Papau New Guinea

Radial Coffee- Cosa Nueva

Ragged - Colombia

Ragged - Early Riser

Rarebird - PX

Red Rooster - Ethiopia Worka

Red Rooster - Funky Chicken

Red Rooster - Worka Sakaro

Retrograde Coffee - synastry

Rock City - Dark Star

Rockford Coffee- Morning Glory

Rockford Coffee - Narino Arbuleda

Rusty Dog - Ambition

Rusty Dog - Canvas Black Label

Rusty Dog - Woke

Sacred Grounds - Awakening

Sacred Grounds - Chocolate Bomb

Saltwater - Colombia

Saltwater - Ethiopia

Seaworthy Coffee - Boathouse Blend

Sepia Coffee - Grand Trunk

Sepia Coffee- Northstar Lodge

Shirazi Dist. - Little Wolf Cafe Au Lait

Slacktide - Mid Tide

Slacktide - Moon Tide

Sleeping Giant Coffee Roasters - Guatemala

Slow Bloom Coffee - Bekelle Uttutie

Snowy Owl - Jaws

Southeastern Roastery

Spot Coffee - House Signature Roast Medium Blend

Springline - Dark and Bright

Square One Coffee - Cold Coffee / Berry Mint Tea

Stack St. - Cafe Frio

Stack St. - Driply Coffee

Summit Coffee- Black

Sur Coffee- Snapchill Iced Coffee

The Boy & The Bear - El Retorno

The Boy & The Bear - Women of Timana

The Boy & The Bear - El Puente

The Well Coffeehouse- Tico Blend

Three Tree Coffee Roaster- Kenya/Honduras

Tinker - Ethiopia Gargari

Tipico - Coordinates Blend

Touchy Coffee - Guat Lazara

Traction - Classic

Traction - Stable Blend

True Love Coffee Co.- Ethiopia Nensebo

Underwood - Little Arrow

Underwood - Mexico Dos Rios

Upshot - Chimera

Upshot - Indonesia

Upshot – Folklore

Upshot - Ethiopia

Verb - Makes you Move

Victoria Coffee - Honduras

Vivid - Green

Vivid - Maple Oat

Vivid - Nahun Fernandez Honey

Vivid - Sugar Shack

Vivid - Sugar Shack

Waypost- Bourbon Barrel Finished Coffee

White Bison - black

White Rhino - Black

White Rhino - Sebastian

Wild Goose Coffee - Blue River Blend

Wild Goose Coffee - Red Line Draft Latte

thanks for reading and spreading the word. take care!

USA TODAY

'The hardest thing': Emmanuel Littlejohn, recommended for clemency, now facing execution

The state's parole board recommended Littlejohn for clemency after hearing arguments that his guilt is unclear. Ultimately, it's the governo

Emmanuel Littlejohn has been waiting for months to find out whether he will die on Thursday or get to live. It's been "the hardest thing I ever did."

Littlejohn, 52, is set to be executed for the shooting death of a convenience store owner during a robbery in Oklahoma City in 1992. If Republican Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt declines to grant him clemency, Littlejohn will be the third inmate executed by the state this year and the 17th in the nation. He's also one of five men the U.S. is executing in a six-day period, and he's set to die just about eight hours before Alabama is expected to execute Alan Eugene Miller using nitrogen gas.

"I would say to the governor: Do what you think is the right thing," Littlejohn told USA TODAY in a recent interview.

Littlejohn has admitted to his role in the robbery but has maintained that his accomplice was the one to pull the trigger, not him.

"I accept responsibility for what I did but not what they want me to accept responsibility for," Littlejohn previously told USA TODAY. "They want me to accept that I killed somebody, but I haven't killed somebody."

In a rare move, the Oklahoma Pardon and Parole Board voted 3-2 to recommend clemency for Littlejohn, whose legal team argued that the evidence in the case was unclear, especially who the triggerman was.

Still, Republican Oklahoma Attorney General Gentner Drummond said afterward that his office would still be arguing against clemency to the governor, calling Littlejohn a "violent and manipulative killer."

If you’re outraged over Missouri murdering Marcellus Williams, then you should know Oklahoma is planning on carrying out an execution of Emmanuel Littlejohn this Thurs. at 10am.

Littlejohn was pardoned by the PPB. There’s still time to call the Governor: 405-521-2342.

I was able to leave a voicemail by pressing 1 then 4 then 0. After what happened in Missouri, there's an overwhelming sense of hopelessness that the care about public comments but I hope Emmanuel is able to avoid Khaliifah's fate.

Hi, the best thing to do is to call the Governor’s office directly and press 0 to be connected to a staff person. Ask that the governor respect the wishes of the pardon and parole board and grant clemency to Emmanuel Littlejohn. 405-521-2342

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Sometimes just for fun I write little unhinged bits of improvised poetry that’s more about playing with how words sound than saying anything specific and often it’s like

“I don’t know but it flows even if it is so-so”

And anyway I just looked at one of them and remembered that I wrote the phrase

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Y'all, I'm now just a Tumblr baby instead of a Tumblr infant lol

I totally forgot nanowrimo was a thing until write this moment but I kinda want to try it.

Also, I've decided to let myself make "bad" art and write "bad" things in the hopes that telling myself it's okay if what I write/draw/make is bad because until very recently I've been getting so caught up on making sure the things I do are "good" that I just haven't been letting myself do any of the things I like doing.

So yeah, I'm thinking I might write a bad novel for nanowrimo for funsies