Joey Has Such Pretty Eyes — I Need To See Them Roll Into The Back Of His Head ♥️

going to bed with a vibe in your cunt, maybe you have a late morning tomorrow and want to make yourself extra needy.

you’ve ignored the rumor that your house is haunted. maybe you shouldn’t have. it definitely is.

in the middle of the night, when you’re too sound asleep to notice, they converge on your bed. the vibrator is turned on, happily buzzing away inside you. one of their skills is keeping humans asleep, so they aren’t concerned about you waking up and spoiling the fun.

over the course of the night, you’re stuffed with cock after cock, and sometimes more than one at once. they can pass through each other easily enough, but your hole still has to stretch to accommodate them.

at one point, you turn over onto your stomach, and the true frenzy begins. they prop your hips up and your knees apart and fuck you into the mattress.

your sleepy little moans only spur them on, filling you with their ghostly cum. it drips out of you even while you cockwarm them. you don’t get to cum, that’s not why they’re pounding into you relentlessly.

in the morning, you would be none the wiser if not for the aching emptiness of your pussy and the ectoplasm still leaking from you. and of course, the vibrator, still happily buzzing on as it drives you into your first orgasm of the day before you can even yawn.

Literally any picture of joey in a slutty little dress or skirt has me falling to my knees

SO IS CARDINAL BENITEZ

About to watch conclave

let’s see if I find another religious character to be crazy about

Thinking about waking joey up by sucking him off…

If they ever reboot Supernatural, then Cas needs to stay terrifying 100% of the time EXCEPT when he's with Dean. With Dean he becomes gentler, almost puppyish, to the point where Dean doesn't understand why everyone is so scared of him. Everyone almost has a heart attack when Dean slings an arm over Cas's shoulder and basically hangs off him - except Cas doesn't smite him, merely gives him a fondly exasperated look and holds his weight up.

It takes Sam three years of knowing Cas to get to the "clap Cas on the shoulder" level of friendship without worrying for his safety.

About to watch conclave

let’s see if I find another religious character to be crazy about

don't ask how this went from fabric studies to jorey

I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

HAMISH LINKLATER as JOHN TYLER in every episode of Tell Me Your Secrets