One Thing That I Am Always Weak For Are Neck Kisses

i'm a big fan of "be a good girl and do this for me" or something like that

I’ve been on this site too long

I don’t see enough thirst posts about joey when he got older

Like, yeah, younger joey is hot there’s no denying that. However, older joey also fucking smacks.

this is technically the premise of that joey piss fic I was writing

(I have yet to finish writing it😔)

fucking joey till he pisses himself, send tweet

going to bed with a vibe in your cunt, maybe you have a late morning tomorrow and want to make yourself extra needy.

you’ve ignored the rumor that your house is haunted. maybe you shouldn’t have. it definitely is.

in the middle of the night, when you’re too sound asleep to notice, they converge on your bed. the vibrator is turned on, happily buzzing away inside you. one of their skills is keeping humans asleep, so they aren’t concerned about you waking up and spoiling the fun.

over the course of the night, you’re stuffed with cock after cock, and sometimes more than one at once. they can pass through each other easily enough, but your hole still has to stretch to accommodate them.

at one point, you turn over onto your stomach, and the true frenzy begins. they prop your hips up and your knees apart and fuck you into the mattress.

your sleepy little moans only spur them on, filling you with their ghostly cum. it drips out of you even while you cockwarm them. you don’t get to cum, that’s not why they’re pounding into you relentlessly.

in the morning, you would be none the wiser if not for the aching emptiness of your pussy and the ectoplasm still leaking from you. and of course, the vibrator, still happily buzzing on as it drives you into your first orgasm of the day before you can even yawn.

saw an edit the other day of joey to 'push me down' by lana del rey and I had to legit put my phone down and walk away

I am weak to edits of people I like to lana songs

I have GOT to write fanfic for that slutty slutty priest

“watch your mouth”

“there’s my girl!”

“language”

“i missed you”

“i’m so proud of you”

“i know you could do it!”

good lord someone needs to sedate me