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ACTIVE 3D ACCS REBLOG FOR MOOTS THIS MARCH

oh my god you are just so pathetic

you can’t even put the food down for one second

do you know how miserable you look

constantly looking at those fat thighs and stomach

all because you can’t discipline yourself

no wonder you’re obese

there’s a thin girl dying to come out

but you just keep putting yourself behind

me & history

top five best female experiences:

1. ovulation

2. smelling good cologne that matches the face

3. tanning

4. seeing biceps

5. smiling at a girl and she smiles back

me and who? ♡

being hungry sucks

but you know what’s worse

looking like a whale.

Pants getting loose is so fun but also unsettling like wdym I used to be fat enough to fit into those?