Nikola Tesla Is The Greatest B/c He Loved Pigeons And Science And Wanted To Provide People With Electricity

when he told you it’s the last time you’ll ever see each other but then only offered a handshake

No Better Description For This Guy

When the Author is trying to Make you ship the Sideline Characters.

I absolutely love all the space australia/ humans are weird/space orcs things going around, so I haven’t been able to stop thinking about stuff like metaphors and idioms and figurative speech. Like, what if those had been purely human concepts?

Human: “He really broke Omar’s heart”

Alien: “What?? Is Omar still alive? Can he be healed? Is it culturally appropriate to seek out revenge?”

Human: “No, no, like… He hurt him badly.”

Alien: “Yes I understand that your cardiovascular system is important.”

- - -

Human: “She’s a real wolf in sheep’s clothing.”

Alien: “What is a wolf?”

Human: “It’s a predator - you know, the one dogs descent from?”

Alien: “… She looks human. How do you know the value of her clothes?”

- - -

Human: “That dickhead stabbed me in the back”

Alien: “MEDIC!!!!”

- - -

Human 1: “Wish me luck!”

Human 2: “Break a leg!”

*Horrified aliens in the background*

Shin Ha-kyun as Ryu Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (2002) dir. by Park Chan-wook

Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

Training even on his birthday :> happy birthday Makoto senpai! @skillshotlabs