John Wearing That Daddy Cardigan And His ‘guess What Ive Got Here’ Spread Legs And Sherlock Positioned

Training even on his birthday :> happy birthday Makoto senpai! @skillshotlabs

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

Whoever did this: GET OUT

POPE TWITTER IS FUCKING POPPIN 

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

Someone felt fabulous 

Some warships used to be painted like optical illusions. The intention of ‘dazzle camouflage’ was not to conceal a ship, but rather to mislead the enemy by disrupting the ship’s outline to make its range, speed, and heading more difficult to estimate- much like the effect of patterns found on jaguars, giraffes, and zebras. Source Source 2

when he told you it’s the last time you’ll ever see each other but then only offered a handshake