Someone Needs To Tell Diavolo That Just Because Barbatos Says Something Is True Doesn't Make It True,

The reason I'm so anti Lucifer is because I look at him and I see myself and I hate that bitch too

Dude I think you're gonna get food poisoning don't eat that

Does anyone even use the big store candy machines anymore?? I don't even see children getting candy from them at this point but they're still keeping them stocked for some reason

I can't believe you just called Barbatos a manwhore with your whole chest-

My controversial fandom statement for the day is that Diavolo may be kind, he may be beefy, but he is not a himbo.

Put your height in the tags

Barbatos x Lucifer ???

I fucking love the concept of trans!Lucifer aswell, idk what it is but it just feels right>>

Not even just for the Satan birth thing like- Lucifer had the pure unshakable swagger of a trans man and honestly that's one of the only thing I like about him, it'll always be cannon in my eyes

Ok so, Satan is Diavolo's biological son and I won't take no for an answer.

When Lucifer and Diavolo first met they did the naked worm with each other. Unprotected. and when Lucifer cut his wings off that was the equivalent of birth, the real reason Diavolo gave them a free house is cause he wants to be a good baby daddy but Lucifer doesn't want him directly involved in their sons life.

Diavolo pays millions in child support.

Version one <3

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Version two <3

I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so

Characterization is wild, I can tell you a character named their black cat Shadow and you'll be like "Oh they're basic" then I can tell you they order straight black coffee and you'll be like "OH! they're insane" and you'll be right both times