Nice Doing Bismuth With You

The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS

Since Vine is going to be closed and I’ve seen a few people do this, I’m posting my own compilation of favorite vines. c: Hope you enjoy!!

If you have siblings you can feel the pain ;-;

When you forget to watch the post-credit scene in Dr. Strange

Why are customers stupid as fuck

This is a 2019 mood

Avengers: Infinity War Cast Sings “The Marvel Bunch”

oh my gosh

ATTENTION:

reblog if you agree

The Best Lines From Infinity War (SPOILERS)

“You really are the worst, brother.”

“We have a Hulk.”

“You will never be a god.”

“Tony, you lost another super bot.”

“Broke up? Like a band. Like the Beatles.”

“It means get lost Squidward!”

“Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizard.”

“Wong, you’re invited to my wedding.”

“I should’ve stayed on the bus.”

“He’s not a dude. You’re a dude. He is a man.”

“Who are you kidding Quill? You are one sandwich away from fat.”

“Like Kevin Bacon.”

“Why does someone always have to die in this scenario.”

“Damn it.”

“I like to think of myself as a titan-killing long term booty call.”

“I know someone.”

“You can’t be friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, if there is no neighborhood.”

“You’ve ever seen this really old movie Aliens?”

“I never taught you how to lie that’s why you are so bad at it.”

“Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.””

“Thank you sweet rabbit.”

“I do not want to hear another pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip.”

“I’ll do you one better why is Gamora?”

“What am I supposed to say, Jesus?”

“Get this man a shield!”

“I’m sorry little one.”

“Only if I die.”

“You guys are so screwed!”

“This is a friend of mine the tree.”

“I am Steve Rogers.”

“Why was she up there all this time?”

“She’s not alone.”

“I don’t want to go.”