A Doctor Saying "Good News! Your Labs Look Great" Is Like If You Were Watching A Cop Show And The Chief

A doctor saying "Good news! Your labs look great" is like if you were watching a cop show and the chief walked in like "Great news, everybody! The best news! The killer is still at large and we have no leads."

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4 months ago

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

3 months ago

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).


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1 year ago

I’m so lucky that my friends forced me to play league with them, because I would never force a sane normal person to play Genshin, but they’re free game >:)


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2 years ago

Murdering my fingers one stitch in my Halloween costume at a time


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1 year ago
>ides Of March 44 Bce >be Julius Caesar >be Going To The Senate >remember Some Homeless Soothsayer Guy

>ides of march 44 bce >be julius caesar >be going to the senate >remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to >eh.fresco >show up at the senate >this asshole cimber tries to get my attention >wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile >tell him to fuck off for now >cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down >tell him what the fuck, this is violence >this other asshole casca stabs me >jupiter fuck that hurts >now everyone starts stabbing me >why >see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him >he comes over and stabs me too >betrayal.fresco >ask him what the fuck >he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more” >wat >ask him “brutus, what is updog?” >all of the assassins burst into laughter >just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke >should’ve listened to that soothsayer >mfw


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8 months ago
This Sketch Was Supposed To Be A Reference For A Monotype Study, But I Was Not Allowed To Scan My Pages.

This sketch was supposed to be a reference for a monotype study, but I was not allowed to scan my pages.

But I think it still looks cute.


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1 year ago
Pov You're London

pov you're London


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2 months ago
“a Thousand Wasted Hours A Day, Just To Feel My Heart For A Second”

“a thousand wasted hours a day, just to feel my heart for a second”

happy 50th anniversary to brian depalma’s “phantom of the paradise”, a brilliant work of art that will forever move me beyond words.

i cherish each gorgeous frame, each note, and will never be able to articulate fully how much winslow as a character means to me.

hopefully i'll be around to celebrate its 100th. i bet by then i'll have every line memorized.


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4 months ago
To Be Honest, I Just Wanted To Draw Bog Carrying Marianne Like A Sack Of Potatoes.

To be honest, I just wanted to draw Bog carrying Marianne like a sack of potatoes.


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8 months ago

reblog to scream at full volume about your chronic illness without actually moving


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confirmedcozy - Spooky Time
Spooky Time

Hi! Y’all can call me Jules and I’m 18, I’m a little freak and will not be normal about anything ever, I also WILL BITE YOU (lovingly). I use she/her pronouns.

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