I Love Them

Please reblog this so that I can get a bigger sample size, but DO NOT include anything in the tags about the results, as that could influence other responses

Flattered

(Happy birthday Jinbe! 🥳)

the_cr4zed_cr4ver: just bought every single bag of cool ranch chips in the CVS…and cool ranch is my least favorite flavor >:) just a little glimpse into my dark and twisted mind (°_°)

th3_s3nsitiv3_snack3r: just burst into tears after learning my preferred brand of onion dip would no longer be sold (╥ _ ╥)... but later felt true, human joy when i tasted the newest flavor sour of gummy bears (,,> ᴗ <,,) just another day in the life of me, the sensitive snacker

ONE PIECE SPOILERS!!

my baby

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

psychologist: how is your husband? subject: is this the test now? psychologist: not yet, no. but tell me, how is your husband? subject: he is fine, sir psychologist: and your wife? subject: also fine psychologist: still attending mass? in a manner of speaking of course subject: i don't understand. psychologist: only a joke. your file says you've described your self as a huge muscled catholic subject: w– oh that. right. that is correct sir. psychologist: very well. the test begins now. psychologist, holding up a drawing of an anthropomorphic animal character's face, the eyes are stylized with lines spiraling into heart shaped pupils: i want you to tell me what you see. your first impression, don't over think it subject: a bugs bunny psychologist: and the state of your penis? subject: still soft

dave chapelle: and then guess what. They YELLED at him on TWITTER

the 300 white guys who gave themselves permanent brain damage in high school smoking weed out of cellophane wrap in the audience who want to hear him do a rick james voice: yeah

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