I Love Bra’ad So Much Because In All The Dnd I’ve Played/watched/etc No Character Has Ever Captured

running a mutual aid clothing drive rn and we just finished our winter clothing drive and i got a last minute donation of men’s winter coats- which is great! men’s clothes are really hard to find especially in larger sizes like this and these items are usually the first to move when i set up for distribution.

the problem is they all REEK of cigarettes. like not a gentle tobacco smell, a DEEP smell of, like, end of the pack, straight filter kinda smoke. does anyone have any advice on getting the smell out? the items have to be boxed up for a few days while waiting for distribution if that changes anything.

oh god

sylnan thing i did a long while ago .. :P

as a psa

-i’m in the middle of changing my major and getting a new job

-my usual beta reader is in the middle of a compsci degree and busy as hell

-my other beta reader is about to give up romance/porno for lent

expect a little over 35k words of scythebelts as soon as college takes it’s boot off my neck- or, more likely, expect it with the end of lent and the return of our lord and savior jesus christ, on easter sunday.

wake up gayboys you’re getting a fic tonight.

i need to be asleep but i was gripped by the sudden need to refine an old velrisa design idea

gxd i wish i liked jrwi mountain’s plotline a little more because i miss the aggressively 21st century Bro energy that bizly consistently brought to the table as him. i am convinced somewhere at like. fucking FSU they have a 5’0 legacy frat president who spends 90% of his day shirtless and drunk and still somehow is crushing a wrestling scholarship, and bizly looked at him, dapped him up, and went “guys i have a character idea.”

NO!!!! Characters accepting their sexuality will kill the patient.... She needs deep repression narratives to live

dude why is ander’s lore so acutely stupid. what do you mean he’s a

hundred and eighty-two

that’s not how nieces work.

let’s say, hypothetically, ander is a firstborn, and his parents have him at 18. when he’s 30, his parents are 48. let’s be generous and say they stop having kids at 50, and their last kid is velrisa’s dad. he grows up. let’s be generous and say he’s 30 (we see him in middle age in the clip with vel’s sister) when he has velrisa’s sister, and 35 or 40 by the time velrisa is born.

that would make ander 85-90 when velrisa is born. he promises to protect velrisa as long as he lives when she is three. that makes him 88-93 at the time she starts living with him. she is 19 at the start of the campaign- and nobody has any mentioned birthdays so let’s consider all ages static. they all were born on january 1st.

19-3 is 16, so our estimate for ander’s age becomes 101 to 106 at the time of canon. instead, he’s

a hundred and eighty two

and like. i get it. i do. bad storytelling? found in the bad storytelling place???? fork found in kitchen!!!! dick found in ass!!!!!! nobody is surprised!

but on like. a genuine level. i made the most liberal efforts possible to defend ander being

a hundred and eighty two

and it is just not making sense. like. he and vel’s dad are described as looking to be a similar age. he and vel’s dad have a close relationship soured by ander’s championship to the goddess. ander was crowned champion long before velrisa entered the picture and probably before her dad was even born. no fucking unborn baby is gonna have beef with one of their brothers finding spiritual fulfillment.

we can infer the rest of the family doesn’t have beef with it, as ander was close enough to the rest of his family to have context on velrisa’s life and curse. why the fuck is he

a hundred and eighty two.

HIIII LOVE UR ART VEL REQUEST PLS :3 OR LITERALLY ANY FATED CHARACTER UR ART IS SICK

VEL <33333 VELRISA <333333333333 added some older doodles that i dont think ive postsd. crazy how i managed to draw her horns differently Every Time