Hetalia Characters And The Theirs Great Men

One topic I feel like doesn’t get talked about enough in Hetalia is weird deaths. Like since they have probably lived for a really long time, most have been alive since the Middle Ages, imagine the stupid stories they have about death. Yeah sure some deaths are and were serious but France has has two of his kings die bc of a door. NOT ONE BUT TWO BLOODY KINGS HAVE DIED FROM FUCKING DOORS. Let’s not forget about the whole “fuck around and find out”, probably most nations have died bc of animals. Hell I want to imagine that Ancient Greece’s head was split in half from a fucking turtle or that Australia died bc he swam too far and no one( New Zealand) bothered to swim to him to see if he was alive, or that he died in the goddamn Emu war (he didn’t die but he definitely felt dead inside from being made fun of from the other nations)

I was playing Hearts of Iron 4 but with the Kisserreich mod (supposed to be the world if the central powers won ww1), so I decided to play as Germany right? Well after 3 hours I decided to play as Canada. I got so confused bc Canada for some reason is the leader of the Entente and the leader of the Commonwealth. I am now imagining Canada in Hetalia either being looked upon as a good person to be around by the commonwealth or just the next best leader they have. However, I don't think England is a good leader or strategist at all, yeah sure he was able to conquer a lot but control that many countries? Too much, no wonder he left canada. And besides in canon (not sure but I think i have to look this up later) Canada is a good strategist so it would make sense to make him the leader. Not only in sense of Hetalia, but also Real life, since Canada is the uh lets say peaceful country. (Also thank you guys for the likes and reblogs! If you guys have any historical headcanons for the hetalia characters, or any headcanons i don't mind, then go for it and say it! I'm interested in any historical moment and any character!)

europe is geniunely so funny i love you all

So, I was doing some research on Greek tragedies, and I found out about this Tragedy called Oresteia (Ορέστεια). I managed to learn about something that happened in 1903. This event is called Ορεστειακά. To sum up, Greece had 2 official languages at the time Δημοτική ( the Greek we speak now) and Καθαρεύουσα(A weird mix of ancient and modern Greek), there was this one professor who translated this tragedy from ancient to Modern greek but The second one. So this caused a huge dilemma in Athens and so People fought one another causing two deaths. This also happened before but I’ll explain later. So now my head is thinking about how Greece would be affected by this. Like would he have a headache? Maybe just a paper cut idk.

Japan’s and Greece’s friendship in Hetalia has always weirded me out, bc we don’t really care about one another in real life so I searched about the relations between these two. Japan’s national poet is a Greek guy. I AM NOT KIDDING. Leukadios Hearn (Greek-Irish) went to america to work as a journalist, he found out about Japan and liked it so much he moved there, married a japanese woman and had children. He was the man who brought the japanese mythology and a lot of other stuff to the west. So, maybe thats one thing. 

Names in Hetalia are weird.Like I’m fine with some like Matthew Williams(Canada),but some others I’m confused. Ex. Alfred F. Jones. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE F STAND FOR??Also we know that certain nations are related to one another, so why don’t they have the same last name? Is it bc of the different cultures, or something else? Also some names and last names are spelt wrong, for example Greece’s last name shouldn’t be Karpousi it should be Karpouzis (Καρπούζης). The one that annoys me the most Lithuanias. is it fucking Tolys or Toris. Most likely Tolys but I want to hear people tell me why it may be Toris.

I have been thinking, what would Greece’s and Egypt’s relations would be? During the revolutionary war of Greece one of the reasons it took so long was bc of Egypt’s fucking army destroying the Greek army bc they were trained by the French. So would they be close friends bc of the good relations in real life now or would Greece have hidden hatred for him bc of that?

What language do the Nations speak in Hetalia?? Do they speak a common language that only Nations speak or a language that has or had influence many countries? Like do they speak Latin or something? I’m guessing they speak English, but it wouldn’t be shocking if they spoke any other common language.

In hetalia do the relationships between Governments effect relations between the personifications? Like in canon we see that England and France hate each other (If I remember correctly) and make comments about each other, is that just them clashing against each other as people or the relations they used to have before the 1900s? It would make sense if most nations now have good relations, but I feel like it would be funny to see their bad relations of the past

I imagine Russia being the most awkward person in hetalia, especially during the USSR when Stalin was in rule. Russia himself gives off awkward vibe, but oh boy Stalin was notorious for being like this all the time. For example he one time stood up, no one else did, felt embarrassed, sat down again.