Root Beer Is Awesome-

You're sentenced to life in prison. What'd you do? Who's your one call?

They decide that you're gonna have to go to the row of no returns (I was tryna make it sound less dark, but now it sounds more dark), what's your last meal?

Oooo, these are some good ones- Okay, let's see.

So, sentenced to life, I guess I'd ask for a journal or notebook or something to write in. Get my stories to the page, y'know? Either the fictional stuff I make up in my head or my actual life story to prove my innocence (or justify myself because I'm gonna be honest, if I ever do anything bad enough to get sentenced to any time in prison, there's gonna be a damn good reason behind it). It'd be a way to pass time, and who knows, might secure me an honorable spot in people's memories if it ever gets published.

My one call would 100% be my irl best friend. That's my pookie, and that bastard needs to know everything so he can visit (and try to break me out but shhhhhh-)

And if I had to pick a last meal, I'd say I want the loaded baked potato and smoked mac & cheese from my local BBQ truck. That stuff is the food of gods. If I'm gonna go out, I will go out with the ultimate satisfaction.

i will draw a penis on a cybertruck

You know shit's bad when your whole state looks like this. We were already having a dry spell, so whenever the winds got crazy, wildfires took over everywhere. Firefighters were even sent in from the neighboring states, and unfortunately, we can't get any aerial support because the winds are still too high. The wind ALSO brought a shit ton of dust. Almost everywhere, visibility was near zero, and breathing this shit in was bound to hurt your lungs. The winds were 70-100+ mph all across the state: trees snapped, trucks flipped, all kinds of damage and debris everywhere. Pretty much anything that wasn't nailed down was flying. People have had to evacuate a lot of places.

I'm lucky enough that myself and my family are alright, the damage at our place wasn't severe, but damn, something had it out for us today-

AU in which Link was raised by Ganon & meets Zelda for the first time

I had fun designing emo chunibyo Link! Inspired by TOTK Ganondorf's clothes and gerudo voe outfit - Link here mainly fights with gloom sword (katana style) but it weakens him 💔

He can control gloom to a certain degree but he also... isn't immune to it so he's perpetually gloom damaged rip😂

I want him to lose his memories in a fight and get adopted by the champions, fall in love with Zelda, and defect!! Give me all the cliches!!

EDITED TO ADD:

Ganondorf is not very good in this AU!

He's a demon king in hiding, biding his time for conquest. He snatched up Link as a child & raised him to be a lonely henchman.

Ganon taught him everything Link knows (so he can be useful to Ganon) but Ganon definitely does not have Link's best interest in mind💔

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

Happy BOTW day!

forgot botw re;ased today i kinda forget what day im living sometimes so uhuhu here extra post

Mr. Astley- Mr. Astley I'm certain your cover is wonderful-

Unfortunately, I am afraid of clicking anything with your name on it because the song might happen-

My best friend watched Dead Poets Society so many times on YouTube at school that our school has banned that one movie specifically. Some day, I hope to love something with that much passion, he's truly an inspiration to us all

Don't forget your zip code map when coming up with fake zip codes! All US zip codes will start with one of these numbers

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable