I Am A Pair Of Ceramic Skulls, I Don’t Care What You Say, I Am A Pair Of Ceramic Skulls

why are you so cool

adhesive

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

So my friend group is filled with members of the LGBTQ plus community, so I’m making everyone their own pride flag keychain! And I think they’re adorable!!

Jokes on you I just made one named crocodile! They are my wingless baby!

(Art description!: crocodiles balancing on two legs, One lifted up in the front of her on her right side and one in the back lift it up on her left side, she is smiling and has green eyes, she also has giant splotches of slightly different colored browns all over her body!)

Another observation.

Yeah, I guess I do. But like, what even is a star beam, you know? Now, a lead pipe to the shins? That's just reliable, baby.

PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL Kiana Khansmith / @kianamaiart (2025 Pilot Animatic)

Committing  multiple war crimes

duality of man

I love this Au so much,

It reminded me of an old head canon I had that sometimes Apollo kids would communicate similarly to sea wings. I just making their body glow-

I love seeing stuff like this on my feed:)

Percy Jackson stumbles into the SeaWing kingdom :)

Percy turned his head in and found himself face to face with some sort of sea dragon, easily big enough to swallow him whole, with blue-green scales that shone like emeralds, fins along its back, webbed talons, and a wide, muscular tail the length of a school bus or more.

The thing stared at him with flashing green eyes, which he noticed were a similar shade to his own.

Hello, he told the beast in his head, hoping it was friendly.

The dragon's scales glowed and flashed frantically as Percy heard it think, What the f**k?!

Um, excuse me? Percy was surprised at the dragon's response. Usually, sea creatures either greeted him with "my lord"---or if they were hungry and didn't care about Percy's dad being Posiedon---"ooh, dinner!" The dragon's response, though, sounded like shock and confusion.

The dragon's lights flashed some more. You can read my mind?? It said.

Well, kind of, Percy supposed.

You??

Yes. It's me, Percy Jackson, my dad is Posiedon; your lord.

...ohhhh.

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I made an AU! In this AU, everything is pretty much the same for the demigods in terms of world, except that WoF dragons are among the monsters they already know. The dragons live in their respective habitats, but on Earth, and they worship the Olympians as their gods. Each tribes likes a particular god or gods more than the others, as one would think, but they all worship all of them.

Each demigod is able to communicate with the dragons of the tribe(s) that their godly parent likes the most. Some dragons and demigods end up being friends :)

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

Tumblr, have a field day with this VCS Tape I found :)