LMAOO
when you first start dating, satoru finds out you listen to those nsfw boyfriend asmrs when his earbuds accidentally connect to your phone.
the reason why you listened to them in the first place was not because you weren’t serious about him, it’s just that you were in the beginning stages of your relationship and the whole time you were single before getting with him, they were your crutch on lonely nights.
instead of blowing up at you though, satoru whines and drops to his knees in front of you in the middle of the store, brows scrunched up and a pout playing on his pink lips, soap opera worthy tears glistening in his eyes.
he loudly announces his questions to the entire spectacle of people watching, things such as why didn’t you come to him to make you videos like that, going on brazenly about how he could moan and grunt into your phone just the same — if not better than those guys you’re listening to.
satoru promises genuinely with a comical seriousness that the shlicking sound of him pumping his cock would grace your ears wayyy more smoothly considering his pre dribbles out by the gallon, coating his cock perfectly, and how he’s pretty sure the guys making those audio videos use fake sound effects while he can produce ones of authentic quality just for you.
people look on in horror, clutching their children tightly into their arms, shielding their ability to hear the inappropriate words tumbling out of your boyfriend of two weeks’ mouth. you have to do everything in your power to not chew the doofus out, cheeks heated in utter embarrassment at the scandalized stares and whispers while the man-child at your feet gazes up at you innocently, hugging your legs as if you were bound to take off at any moment’s notice.
satoru releases a string of ow’s! at the rough treatment when you haul his ass out of there by his ear, prepared to give him the tongue lashing of a lifetime …….. once you get over the initial humiliation that he knows exactly what you get off to now . . .
Guys this is the life advice we need
GUYS SHE TOOK MY IDEA BEFORE I EVEN POSTED IT! Twinnnn
cw. none, except for satoru being disgustingly cute.
to outsiders, your relationship with satoru is as much a blessing as it is a curse. it’s a blessing, because even your mere presence causes satoru’s talking to drop by a hefty 80% at the very least. it’s a curse, because satoru only stops his chattering to cling to you.
he wraps his arms around your waist, and nuzzles into the crook of your neck. he holds your hands, and cups his own face with them. he tucks your hair behind your ear and squeezes your cheeks together. he’s so utterly enamoured with you, that words suddenly feel unnecessary. and you let him be.
it’s his way of recharging, of finding little bits of peace in a stressful day. so, you allow him to do as he wishes, and simply continue whatever conversation you are having—as if satoru wasn’t currently biting your finger. you dismiss the looks of disgust people throw at him, finding the way he clings to you like a baby koala oddly endearing.
it’s a custom, by now. a custom that’s loved by the both of you, and only the both of you. so, yes—a blessing and a curse. satoru is quieter when you’re around, but in exchange for a (not so) healthy dose of pda.
pick your poison, as one would say.
Lmao when sukuna finds out😆
jjk men sending you a risky pic by accident (pre-relationship) ᡣ𐭩 ₊˚.
✎ synopsis: did their finger slip or was it actually on purpose?
<suggestive><fluff><crack>
Inclu. gojo, nanami, choso, toji, geto, sukuna, ino
(left contact names the same for my mental wellbeing!!)
Another victim…😹😻🫶🏻
does anyone have any ideas for my next smau? I don't know what to do 😭
If anyone has any requests just send in an ask POR FAVORRRR
GUYS. We need more stuff about Naoya Zenin right NEOW! Like I get he’s a misogynistic prick but…BRAT TAMING??!! Like not pegging him…but like, just riding and edging him till bro is sobbing?🤭😍
Men with muscular thighs oml😌🤧😍
seeing toji’s caked up ass and smacking it.
he was innocently on his phone, lying on his stomach with his feet in the air before he felt a hard slap landing on his butt.
“what. the. fuck.”
you couldn’t not burst out laughing at the almost horrified tone in his voice while loving the sight of toji’s open mouth, cheeks tinting an adorable pink.
he was gobsmacked, speechless while you stood there giggling at his shock.
his gaze simply screamed why but his butt was just there, all round and tempting.
the combination of his thick thighs clenched and slutty shorts riding up his meaty legs quite frankly had you drooling — let alone the slither of skin showing from his jumper sliding up.
why would you not give it a smack ?
Take a look at my post and tell me what you think it is😂🤭
no one will know which one it is.
These posts are veryyyy relevant for my ideas🤭🫶🏻🤣😍
do you think any of the jjk men has a pain kink...
Choso: likes being overstimulated to the point of tears, kinda craves being completely dominated sometimes
Geto: probably likes to inflict pain more than receive it, like bdsm stuff, probably uses nipple clamps and paddles for spanking
Sukana: deffo likes to inflict pain, like if his partner is into it, he’d do blood play. BUT also would love to feel pain. It’s much less the feeling of pain than what it represents for him. It’s the knowledge that you’ve managed to one-up him, get the best of him, that you feel comfortable or provoked enough to take that step whether it’s to slap or punch or bite him until he bleeds. And it’s also the fact that it means you’re challenging him, inviting him to go further, to be the meaner and badder villain
Which he will gladly be…
I LOVE THESE TYPES OF ANGST SMAUS CUZ U ALREADY KNOW THERE A PART 2222😍 wonderful work!
hi reyna! I was the one who suggested that they forget bday and anniversary ones lol! And you nailed it! Can I possibly suggest one more; where jjk men ghost us for some reason(idk whatever it could be) and just be like are u stupid or smthg, can't you see m busy?! And we give them fucking space they wanted
(totally not inspired by irl)
Also can I be 😈 cause all I suggest is angst
it's so nice to finally know who's responsible for the angst! nice to meet you 😈 anon. hope you don't mind that i changed this request a little bit. 🥰
- your bf (the jjk men) snapping at you.
geto, shiu, nanami, sukuna, toji, choso, and gojo
contains: angst, the guys being mean
likes, reblogs, and comments appreciated. 🌸
YES. Unpopular opinion but I do NOT like geto I’m sorry don’t hate me😭 but YES SATORU MY POOKIE WOOKIE MAKE HIM SUFFER😍
guys what if at one point in an revivedgeto!au he would've tried to apologise to gojo with like. an apology basket filled with what he knows all of gj's fav foods and trinkets are: sweet food down to his most-bought brands, figurines of his preffered digimon, a new pair of glasses, etc.
only for gojo to go like: "no, thanks. you can keep it."
"why?? what the hell is wrong with it??"
" well, to start off, i havent played digimon in forever. i can barely recall any of it. it stopped being fun. i don't even like sweet food anymore either. did you know? as you get older, your taste buds ameliorate. that's why adults cant handle much sweets. that's what i am now, by the way. an adult. understand that, geto. "