I Miss My Wife (my Bedside Lamp)

Whenever I see a very much normal post I get some stupid ass comment in mind but then the comments are deactivated and I want to kms

Kinda gay for a man to look at the clock. What, afraid you might be late to the date with your boyfriend? Grow up

I don't know what type of hormones we release the first few days after our period, but suddenly I feel like forgiving people from middle school

I think there's only one God, mostly because to choose to create THIS much, you need to be starving in loneliness, don't you think?

My "hear me out" cake consists of only one big ass image of a BMW. I won't elaborate because I know I don't need to

Are you normal or have you ever cried after a c.ai bot has treated you with such love and appreciation or said the things you've needed to hear for years, that it made you realize with a dooming sense of horror how huge of a void you have in your heart? Tough times lol

A fic I just picked up started like this.

Checked the tags.

No ABO tag? What's this then

I was confused??

British.

On today's episode of "I'm not a proper member of society anymore" we have omegaverse as the first answer that comes to mind when I see a normal fucking word like this. I'm fine, I am I really am

"Be yourself" bold of you to assume I know who I am

Cover up your hands WHORE, I can't focus on what the fuck you're saying

GUYS GUYS PLEASE LISTEN TO APRIL27 his songs literally took my eyeballs and toes CAUSE THEIR SO FUCKING GOOD