Attention Whore (me) (I'd Die For That Stupid Looking Fish, Hes My Baby Now)

🥰Women🥰 on dating apps: carefully selected aesthetically pleasing photos, cool interesting facts about them, jokes that actually make me giggle

Featherless bipides males: SO FUCKINH BORING AND BLAND

One thing that really bothers me, in some primitive type of way, is the fact that a thunder and an airplane flying overhead sound too similar. I don't like that, don't know why though

Sometimes I'm just chilling and then everything becomes real.

I like cereals a lot

need a cigarette and to be beat up

Pinterest, Twitter (not calling it X out of spite) and Tumblr are like the Holy trinity, same thing but in different fonts and boy am I on my knees for all of them

Me (the possum) creating my fucked up OCs

Kinda gay for a man to look at the clock. What, afraid you might be late to the date with your boyfriend? Grow up

I think I'm the happiest when I notice symbolism in a painting

Next time I see some "I'm scared of women" bullshit on the profile of some bitch ass grown man on a dating app I'm gonna throw fireworks in his living room LET ME MAKE YOU SCARED FR U IDIOTIC CREATURE

My "hear me out" cake consists of only one big ass image of a BMW. I won't elaborate because I know I don't need to