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4 years ago

Make sure y’all’s check this out!

Hello! Can I request some cuddling hc's with Rung and Ravage? I've been feeling very touch starved lately so kinda need it. Thank you for all your writings, they are really good. (sorry for bad grammar, English is not my native language)

Thank you so much for the kind words! I’m glad people care for my writing, and it’s ok! English isn’t my main either, and your English was beautiful my friend!

Note: Requests are open 24/7 now! If you want an emergency request, send it on in with specific details explaining just how you want your story, and I’ll make it as close to your description as possible, or you can PM/DM me and I’ll give you a status update on your emergency request and make sure it’s to your liking. EMERGENCY REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS BEFORE NORMAL REQUESTS. And that doesn’t mean you can send a normal request in and claim it to be an ‘emergency’, it’s not fair to those who really have something going on and need help ASAP!

Ravage! & Rung! X Reader!Cuddling HC’s;

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Hello! Can I Request Some Cuddling Hc's With Rung And Ravage? I've Been Feeling Very Touch Starved Lately

He is not the type to cuddle much, well...that’s what others think.

He has had a horrible past, and knows what it’s like to be touch-starved, so you better expect random cuddles; behind closed doors of course.

Most cuddles happen at night; mainly around 2am. He will always find a way into your habsuite, not matter what. His favorite way in is through the vents.

He’ll sneak towards your birth and jump on up, waking you up in the process due to the birth dipping down under his weight.

You’ll be shocked at first but will slowly relax at the sight of him. He will move up close to you, mumbling a “Sorry” under his breath as he moves to your side and rests his head on his front paws.

It’s best that you don’t say anything, knowing he didn’t like to talk to much in the early morn, so you remain quiet and lay back down; moving to his side and wrapping an arm around his large frame.

Don’t be surprised if you hear purring if your rubbing in between his ears, just don’t mention it or he will stop.

He does this a lot, but, if you are feeling in a bad mood; no matter what time of the day or who is around; he will carry you gently in his jaws and place you somewhere before he curls around you.

He makes sure you know how important you are to him, trust me. If anyone talks smack to you, they are dead. Literally dead. He will even snap at Megatron is he says anything mean about you, but luckily, you two get along very well.

He always sleeps in your room; unless you say you want to sleep alone; but that’s rare.

He loves to wrap his tail around you and carry you like that, it’s just his thing.

He will drop everything for you, no matter what. He is a great Mechfriend, never leave him.

Rung:

Hello! Can I Request Some Cuddling Hc's With Rung And Ravage? I've Been Feeling Very Touch Starved Lately

This godly boy is so fucking touch-starved. Please hold him.

With him dealing with his own anxiety and the problems of his patients, he really struggles.

He will most likely come to you in the early morning; later that Ravage would; at around 6-7am. He would be very polite about it and will only enter your hadsuite if you already awake and if you say he can. He can handle you saying no or still being asleep, he’ll just come back later.

He is a very silent cuddler, mainly just enjoying the silence while he listens to your heartbeat. You also enjoy listening to his, it calms you down from any stress.

Sometimes, he’ll bring you to his patients, knowing that with the power of your cuddles, will cheer anyone up!

He had a little couch in his office and will often find you there, snuggling up against the pillows and blankets he somehow got for you. He loves seeing you like that, it’s just so cute!

He will always find an excuse to cuddle with you; “I’m just feeling down today.”, “Oh, my back hurts, but nothing that cuddles can’t fix!”, “Y/N, are you feeling alright?” (“Yes I’m f-“) “Nonsense, you need cuddles right away!”, etc.

Some days when your feeling down, he’ll even cancel appointments (If the patient says it’s ok, which they always do) and stay in your habsuite in his holoform all day.

He loves your attention so much, it’s almost sad, but he cares for you very much, never forget that.


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3 years ago

Guys send me in some Dr.Flug x reader requests plz🔫 maybe some heavy angst or smut

Guys Send Me In Some Dr.Flug X Reader Requests Plz🔫 Maybe Some Heavy Angst Or Smut

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4 years ago

maybe 👉👈

Added to my list sweetie

4 years ago

The color scheme is changing faster than my mental state and that’s saying a lot. Once again, I would literally die for taste as good as yours.

Oh sweetheart~

BTW I NEED SOMETHING TO CALL YOU


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3 years ago

hi!! how are you?

-piss anon

Holy fuck your back


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4 years ago

Possibly 👀

I wanna bite shockwave 👀

Is this your way of telling me you want a Shockwave x reader with a biting kink-?👀

Cuz I will do it if you wish-


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3 years ago
With Pleasure-

With pleasure-

Date a robot who is mourning their creator's death


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4 years ago

Fuck you fuck you now I need to write this fuck you fuck you

Edit: read tags🥺

I wanna bite shockwave 👀

Is this your way of telling me you want a Shockwave x reader with a biting kink-?👀

Cuz I will do it if you wish-


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4 years ago

Transformers memes part: 2

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Part 2 baby! Enjoy my sick and twisted humor since you all likes the first one! I still have so many of these ducking things so if this one also does well-I guess I’ll make a part 3?

All credit goes to the original owners!

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Transformers Memes Part: 2
Transformers Memes Part: 2
Transformers Memes Part: 2
Transformers Memes Part: 2
Transformers Memes Part: 2
Transformers Memes Part: 2
Transformers Memes Part: 2
Transformers Memes Part: 2
Transformers Memes Part: 2
Transformers Memes Part: 2

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