Bro Tf U Mean Ur Experience Smoking Im The Stoner Friend>:0/j/nm

Uhhhh boyfriend? *stares at you with autism eyes*

October 27th, ya’ll. I am so hyped for it. (If you know, marry me rn)

Gonna blow the world up with a nuclear bomb if i don’t Find a relationship Soon— /threat (/j)

this is probably like. a really weird ask but. how does one get a boyfriend i am SCREAMING the world is so homophobic

You see, my dear anon!! Do you know what rizz is? Do you know how to slow mo your way into a man’s heart?

(I actually have no idea, why does the world not want me/ us ?? to have boyfriends aaaaaaaa)

The best advice I honestly have for you is to take it slow and have good communication !!

VENT :

I am literally.. so lonely, dude. I feel so alone. I feel like nobody wants me, everyone hates me. Who would love me?

I’m ugly, fat, weird.. they have every reason to never like me. I just want someone who’ll love me for who i am and won’t judge me.

I’m becoming desperate knowing damn well, I’m not mentally ready for a relationship. I just. Want to love someone and I want someone to love me. Is that too much to ask for? ..

BOYFRIEND WHEN!?

BOYFRIEND WHEN!?

Just saw the FNAF movie. I have never been happier in my life, I’ve been waiting YEARS. HAKSNSKSNSLSMSKS *fucking passes*

I enjoy how everyone on here is like “I want a boyfriend” or “I need a boyfriend” but when people Dm them, it’s like.. okay you’re friendzone. Annnnnd you’re friendzone. Oh and you too.

(I’m everyone. Also so Are people on the mlm tag)

BPD goes brrr when it comes to developing crushes in everyone I met— insane

When will I have the Snuuy to my Bagel ):