When Ur Catboy Bf Keeps Chasing Small Creatures Around ://

For him to survive, the bandages need a higher percent than the blood lost percent

If Brutus gets exactly 69 percent, Caesar automatically dies

If Caesar loses more than 40 percent of his blood volume, he dies.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Prooofreading but, eivl, where you go throgh and introduce; speling and punctuation errors on porpoise

so matt's absolutely giving scorched earth orders behind the scenes right. Not only are publically visible transfems dropping like flies, but every third person who musters up the audacity to comment negatively on Staff or Matt about this vanishes fucking instantly

it's hilarious to me how every person that met percy was deeply fascinated by him thinking he's a god and so perfect and shit like that but magnus was just like "please, go away. please leave me alone"

I’m getting really tired of the wise serene pacifist trope in fiction. Every committed pacifist, prison abolitionist, antiwar activist, etc I’ve ever met in real life has been vibrating with compressed rage at all times. Do you know what it’s like to believe deeply in your heart that doing harm to others is wrong and the goal of society should be to alleviate suffering for all people and live in the United States of America? IT’S NOT FUN. Show Us The Pissed-Off Pacifists. 

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow

Something I'm unexpectedly appreciating about tumblr is how there's something of a speed limit.

Open, scroll, reblog, tee-hee have a good time, close.

Some time later: open, scroll, reblog, why does this already have my name on it, oh goddamnit I'm caught up. Time to go find some non-digital enrichment.

It's not like the Other Apps that have endless content! It protects me from myself!