Happy Birthday, Commander Minkowski! I’m Sorry That Your Birthday Is On Star Wars Day And That You

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

Ted Spankoffski from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals is going to eeby deeby for reasons incomprehensible to mortals!

Requested by: @jefferoni-quotes

happy 413

CONCLUSION: BOOK 4 IS FUCKING GAY

ok between cecil nightvale, juno penumbrapodcast, and jon archivist who would win in a fight, please reference the chart before choosing

Did an experiment where I re-did the some of the pages of this with a set of vintage print effect brushes, but it's pretty labor-intensive as a process so I'm calling it here for now.

there is no god, it’s just ducks and then you die

cute gender-neutral things to call your significant other: the Dear Listeners