Wolf 359 But It’s Only Whenever Anybody Says “Wolf 359″.

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

Past-me would’ve never thought that I’ll still be drawing stabdads in 2019. But here we are

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

Renée Minkowski has this hanging up on the refrigerator of the Hephaestus because SOME people keep building improvised explosives on her station.

[Image ID: a poster in the style you see in elementary schools - bright colors, blocky handwriting-like print.  It reads, “Before you build an improvised explosive, STOP,” then beneath it, like an acrostic, “S = Is it a SITUATION that is covered in Pryce and Carter’s?  T = Is there TIME to find a different course of action?  O = Is this an OPPORTUNITY to practice other problem-solving skills?  P = Did I tell you to PLEASE stop building improvised explosives on my station?”]

the suffering never ends

yeah I think I’m funny

happy 413

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Wolf 359 but the episodes are titled like Percy Jackson chapters

Season 1: 

Episode 1: Hera Narrates My Least Favorite Audiobook 

Episode 2: Hilbert Whips It Out (“It” Being Hydrochloric Acid) 

Episode 3: We Use Napalm as Fertilizer 

Episode 4: I Almost Drown in Space [Alt title: I Almost Drown in Starlight, Strangled By My Own Bra] 

Episode 5: Hilbert Makes Me Take a Sick Day

Episode 6: We Find the Hephaestus’s Voicemail [Alt title: The Hephaestus Gets Haunted]

Episode 7: Hilbert Finds Space Plant Jesus (Or the Other Way Around) 

Episode 8: The Quarterly Talent Show Ends with a Bang 

Episode 9: We Get an Ominous Message 

Episode 10: I Make a Nature Documentary [Alt title: My Worst Nightmare is Hairy and Slimy] 

Episode 11: We Talk to Ourselves 

Episode 12: I Smoke My Last Cigarette 

Episode 13: Minkowski Whips It Out (“It” Still Being Hydrochloric Acid)

Season 2: 

Episode 14: We Check Our Voicemail and Send a Call Home 

Episode 15: Hilbert Has the World’s Worst Science Fair Project 

Episode 16: Hera Gets Frankenstein'd 

Episode 17: Minkowski Corrects a Really Weird Typo 

Episode 18: Captain Lovelace Flies the Coop 

Episode 19: Hera Gives Me the Giggles 

Episode 20: Hilbert Whips It Out with Me (“It” Is Not Hydrochloric Acid) 

Episode 21: Minkowski Takes Up Extreme Horticulture [Alt title: We Have Unexpected Houseguests]

Episode 22: Our New Escape Pod is the Bomb 

Episode 23: We Lock Ourselves Out of Lovelace’s Car [Alt title: We Are Shocked by Lovelace’s Terrible Puns] 

Episode 24: Minkowski Gives Hera Tactical Brain Damage 

Variations on a Theme: Lovelace Sees Ghosts 

Episode 25: I Get The Incurable Cough of Doom 

Episode 26: The Crew Fixes Things 

Episode 27: We Almost Lose Our Heads 

Episode 28:  I Talk to Myself (Again)

Season 3: 

Episode 29: The Crew Chills Out 

Episode 30: I Get By With a Little Help from My Friends 

Episode 31: The Hephaestus Gets New Management 

Episode 32: A Loose End Blows Up 

Episode 33: I Have My Last Check-Up 

Episode 34: We Get Our Head in the Game 

Episode 35: The Crew Quacks Up 

Episode 36: Maxwell Cuts the Wrong Wire

Episode 37: The Crew Rides Space Mountain 

Episode 38: Hilbert Finds the Dentist’s Chair from Hell 

Episode 39: I Don’t Push the Big Red Button 

Episode 40: Hera Locks Us Out

Episode 41: Hera Learns the Ways of the Force 

Episode 42: Maxwell and Jacobi Play “Spot the Difference" 

 Episode 43: Reports of Our Deaths are Greatly Exaggerated 

Episode 44: We Try Not to be Monsters [Alt title: I Stage a Mutiny]

Episode 45: The Ship Goes Down with the Crew 

Episode 46: We Don’t Drink to Our Friends' Memory 

Change of Mind: Captain Lovelace Replays the Team-Building Game 

Season 4: 

Episode 47: We Meet an Alien 

Episode 48: We Get the Big Picture 

Episode 49: Lovelace Goes in Circles 

Episode 50: Lovelace and I Unlock the Avatar State 

Episode 51: I Shut Up and Listen 

Episode 52: We Get Locked In (Again) 

Episode 53: Minkowski and I Solve Riddles 

Episode 54: I Talk to Myself (Third Time’s the Charm)

Episode 55: The Crew Gets a Performance Review 

Episode 56: Kepler Gets a New Right Hand [Alt title: I Quit My Job at the Body Snatchers Incorporated]

Episode 57: Minkowski Walks Off the Job 

Episode 58: We Play Hide and Seek 

Episode 59: Jacobi Takes a Shot 

Episode 60: Mr. Cutter Meets with Our Union 

Episode 61: We Crash the Hephaestus [Alt title: The Sun Crashes into the Hephaestus]

let Hera say fuck