Genuinely, I Need Whit Dissected Under A Fucking Microscope

Please let me off leash please I won't run off I'll stay by you I promise I'm not gonna run ahead I promise let me off leash please please please p

WE DID A THING (System Account)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s) Characters: Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo, Grian, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar’s Cat Jellie, Steffen Mössner | Docm77, Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Piglin Hybrid Mumbo Jumbo, Mumbo Jumbo centric, Avian Charles | Grian, Creeper Steffen Mössner, When you like gold, Headcanon, Boatem Crew (Hermitcraft), Dad Xisumavoid, Admin Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF), Evil Xisuma is mentioned, Dialogue Heavy, Oblivious Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo, Species Dysphoria, Immortality, Watcher Charles | Grian, pearl is also mentioned, Jellie steals your food, Mumbo Jumbo is a spoon, Xisumavoid is a good parent, Evil Xisuma is a good guy, EX and Xisuma are not brothers, EX and Xisuma aren’t related, Hels is mentioned, They/Them Pronouns for Evil Xisuma (Hermitcraft), Grian is a little shit, Goodtimeswithscar is a little shit, I know nothing about redstone btw, This is literally just me making things up for plot, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Crying, Realization, Mentioned Rendog - Freeform, Mentioned TinFoilChief, Mob instincts, Hybrid Instincts, Anxiety, Mentioned EthosLab - Freeform, Mentioned Keralis Summary:

Ah yes, the wonders of Mumbo Jumbo. A perfectly ‘normal’ human being across a server of a bunch of chaotic looking and acting hybrids. Mumbo Jumbo is also rather oblivious and can be rather, not smart as Scar says, when it comes to his own health and identity. Grian starts to pick up on this and gradually realizes.

I am so serious - if you have experienced a 2010 queerbait, and have a hint of game knowledge, go see the fucking Minecraft movie. Its not subtle. There's a bit every 5 minutes.

I sat in that theater- jaw SLACK watching what may be the most perfect casual not confirmed bit of old man yaoi cinema in casual movie viewing of the year. It will not be topped. This movie doesn't exist without them.

Was the movie good? No. But I had the best fucking time.

Trotting into my den (bed) to curl up and sleep (scroll on my phone) after a successful hunt (walked to the post office)

AO3 Etiquette -UPDATED

Based on both decent and not so decent replies, I have made some changes to my original post below.

It would seem a whole new kind of AO3 reader/writer is emerging and it is becoming clear not everyone quite understands how the website community works. Here is some basic guidance on how most people expect you to go about using AO3 to keep this a fun community archive that funtions correctly:

Kudos is for when the story was interesting enough to make you finish reading. If it sucked or was badly written, you probably left. If you finished it, you liked it - so kudos.

If you really liked it, you should comment. It can be long and detailed or a literal keysmash. Writers don't care, we just love comments.

No critisism unless the author has specifically asked or agreed to hear it. Even constructive critisism is a no-no unless an author note tells you it's okay. No, posting it online is not an open invitation for that. Many people write as a fun hobby or a way to cope with, among other things, insecurity and just want to share. Don't ruin that for them.

Do not comment to ask the author to write/update something else. It's tacky and off-putting and will probably have the opposite effect than the one you want.

There is no algorithm, it's an archive. Use the search and filter function to add/remove the pairings/characters/tropes etc. you want to read about and it will find you the fics that fit the bill.

For this to work, writers must tag and rate stories. This avoids readers finding the wrong things and missing the stuff they want. I don't care how cringy that trope is in your eyes - it gets tagged.

Character A/Character B means a ROMANTIC or SEXUAL relationship of some kind. Character A&Character B is PLATONIC, like friendship or family.

Nothing is banned. This is an implicit rule because banning one thing is a slipperly slope to banning another and another, until nothing is allowed anymore. Do not expect anyone to censor for you. Because of the tags system, you are responsible for your own reading experience.

People can create new chapters and sequels/fic series any time after they "complete" a story. So it's considered perfectly normal to subscribe, even to a finished story. You can even subscribe to the author instead just to cover your bases.

Do not repost stories or change the publishing date without an extremely good reason (like a complete top to bottom rewrite). It's an archive, not social media. No one cares what's the most recent, only what fits their tag needs.

Try to avoid deleting a story you wrote if you hate it - make it anonymous or orphan it so others can still enjoy it, without it being connected to your name anymore.

It's come to my attention that metaworks ARE allowed on AO3, which is something I wasn't aware of. So if you do post an essay or theory, please tag it as such so others can choose to search for it or exclude it.

The only reason this archive works is because NON ONE PROFITS. Do not link to your ko-fi or patreon or mention monetary gain in any way or you violate the terms and risk having your account removed.

I KNOW there's plenty more I missed but I'm trying to cover most of the basics that people seem to be struggling with.

I invite anyone to add to this, but please explain, don't berate.

Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back.

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i will NOT chase a ball if you throw it for me.

I will NOT chase a ball if you throw it for me.

I will NOT chase a ball if you throw it for me.

I am CHASING the ball.

I deadass thought they were going to kiss at the end when they were literally inches apart from eachother's face

No fucking way i just got queerbaited by the minecraft movie

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