💪🐟 MY GENDER IS UNDYNE???

i mean this completely seriously but… a cup of coffee can save your life a little, a shower can save your life a little, making your favorite meal can save your life a little…….little things actually add up to really big things in the long run if you let them, the secret to surviving everyday is infusing a little bit of magic into the mundane i truly believe that

i just made up a guy in my head named haiku joe while saying "hi cujo" to my dog, i think it woukd be pretty cool if that was an actual real life niche internet celeberty

aha, i see... dictionaries don't define language, its language that defines dictionaries. and people talk faster than books get written, so sometimes the dictionaries are a little bit behind.

*sparkly sound effect*

Dying on my warframe hill for my horrible warframe opinion that being horny for warframe is perfectly fine "Except for the weirdos who created and perpetuated the meme about Wisp's ass".

Because I straight up didn't even notice Wisp had a modeled ass for like 2 years

(reminder that this is a shooter where you over the shoulder ADS and NORMALLY have a big intrusive syandana on so like.... how was I supposed to know??)

and found out about it through reading a warframe meme- only to find out you weirdos have been objectifying her ass to the point of COMMUNITY WIDE MEME and somehow I'm the weird one for not having "ass" be a top 5 word that pops into my head when someone says Wisp.

So I've gone full contrarian because I'm annoyed that, community wise, no one can bring up wisp in a serious connotation without slipping in a reference to her fuckin' ass. Like dude, chill.

Imagine if every video about other frames started with extremely weird heavy breathing perversions like what are you doin' bro, I thought this was a video about a wisp build not you splooging over metal cheeks.

wisp ass is a bad meme and those perpetuating it are the lame kind of horny on main. The kind I read as "just weirdly out of place and kind of disrespectful". You may crucify me now.

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

tbh, i think The Worst Couple You Know has probably made out to radiohead but i dont think they'd be kary perry fans

That song by Katy Perry where she goes "making out in your mustang to Radiohead" came on the radio while I was driving home and I immediately started speeding in anger because no one is fucking making out to radiohead that's never happened be fucking for real I hate you so much Katy Perry God damn

I'm so scared to losing my family 💔💔🥺

✅ Vetted by @90-ghost  -vetted link

And I'm now waiting to be Vetted by @gazavetters 🙏

For all kidness people and humanity please consider me as your sister that need a shelter for her husband and baby.

My baby is too little for this bad suffering.

All I need from you is to help us by donating with a little amount of money and if you can't you can share at least 🙏🙏🙏🙏🚨🚨🚨

The money for evacuation is:

$5000 for me

$5000 for my husband

$2500 for my baby

All remaining funds will go to affording Adam’s surgery and helping us survive until we find jobs and start our new life.

You can donate here

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with all of my respect Shada, Adam's Mom

Switching between these every day

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time