@neil-gaiman

Because everyone needs this on their dash (and in their bed)

nsfw. price who takes pride in how well he takes care of his missus. it’s your world and he’s just living in it baby!

there’s not a day that goes by where you aren’t fucked and fed properly. will go to great lengths to make your life as easy as possible, which includes being selfless. which is why when he goes on long work trips he’ll ask one of the boys to take good care of you until he gets back. preferably simon; johnny is much too eager, and gaz is too much of a sweetheart to rough you up just how you like. he can’t bare the thought of having his girl waking up to an empty bed. which why he’ll leave simon with the keys to your home and a heavy pat on the back.

“I’ll be back in a few days. keep her entertained for me, will ya? if she starts getting fussy just means she’s due for a proper fucking. she’s a restless little thing. take good care of her now, yeah? I’ll be expecting updates.”

old price sketch

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

I can tell you that old autism research in the times before science said that we were changelings and that masking is neuro-divergent peoples way of feeling like functioning members of society. I can tell you the full name, date and place of birth for all the characters of Harry Potter. I can tell you that my favourite Queen song is the 1986 Rock in Rio performance of Love of my Life when the crowd are chanting Brian Mays name. I can tell you in d e t a i l the 12 labours of Heracles and call him Heracles not the roman Hercules and how Cyrene is criminally underrated.

I cannot tell you what the difference between trigonometry and Pythagoras's theorem is or how to balance and equation.

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

The owners of Featherstone’s old home is Miss Montague and Mr Capulet. Because I say so

If you all haven't heard about it yet: https://ratethelandlord.org/

Lin Manuel Miranda is our generations version of Shakespeare.

Both of them have/had wildly successful careers, popping up all over the place with random things, interactions with the Queen of England, and one of their most known theatre performances was based on a book (Romeo and Juliet / Hamilton)

Him and Shining Armor from MLP

If you had a crush on this dog as a kid you're hot now