Equiussy…

school trip to disneyland but it’s “the power within corporate greed”

warren g harding mpreg real???

born in 2008 and so was the If album by msi it's almost like it was MEANT to be so amazing and cool and awesome

is that a codpiece or are you just happy to see me

me when scoomf is a screenager 🤬🤬

IM SORRYYY 😞😞😞

why on earth does february 26th seem like such a romantic day? it hasnt even happened this year, and all i have that day are foreboding deadlines, and yet i every time i see that date on my calendar i am filled with a sense that love will be in the air

also— have to share this amazing book title:

“Death in the Downline: A multi-level marketing murder mystery”.

oh my god. that’s actually fucking hilarious.

the term ‘skinfluencer’ makes me think of some sort of fleshy amalgam that scurries about in a weird manner

YOU USE THE NAME SAM???

yes???

watching the latest sad boyz podcast episode and i CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH how much i LOVE jarvis laughing. It's like my favourite thing about the podcast -- he fucking EMOTES. every week i look forward to jarvis watching a stupid goofy clip and promtly throwing his head back and letting out the most genuine and cathartic laugh i have ever heard.