Joe Bartolozzi Big Naturals

if i woke up as sam i would

born in 2008 and so was the If album by msi it's almost like it was MEANT to be so amazing and cool and awesome

on tuesday i have ap chem exam but it’s okay because that very same day joe bart will be dressing up as hatsune miku for his stream so it’ll be like a little treat for me after the torture of chem

we did NOT just spend all of ap chem watching white chicks 😭 this man is not realll

need a girlboy who's lowk a little spooky and fucked up to give me bones so that i can gnaw on them like a feral catdog with rabies (romantically)

YOU USE THE NAME SAM???

yes???

ROWING. im doing rowing this summer maybe and i have high hopes that i will be surrounded by incredibly attractive people

hockey players… lacrosse players… cricket players…

i got a harsh liquid chemical deep in my left eye this morning and it’s still fucking throbbing omg.

crazy ass recommended to come home to

the one point that cost me my 4: I GOT IT RIGHT, AND THEN I CHANGED MY FUCKING ANSWER. OH MY GOD. HGHHHH