How Do I Make My Straight Couples Shippable Guys They Always End Up Having More Chemistry With Other

oh i just know finishing sotr will make me cry...multiple times. i'm almost crying thinking about it please help

I think one of the funniest things about the Sabzeruz event is that the devs choose to go with Candace, Traveler, and Paimon having a whole "Ooh, two mysterious men are going into an alley to have a 'private' conversation; they must be bad guys!" only to then go "Oh just kidding, it was only Alhaitham and Kaveh doing typical Alhaitham and Kaveh things."

Except the "Alhaitham and Kaveh" thing in question this time was talking about Mehrak, a sentient robot that Kaveh built using absolutely forbidden technology, and which he then whole-heartedly willed would develop a consciousness of its own, violating one of the central taboos of his nation's governing agency, committing what amounts to an inherent and extreme felony punishable by law.

Alhaitham and Kaveh: Listen, we're not bad guys discussing illegal activity here. We're just two men having a private, personal conversation. Happens all the time.

Paimon, Candace, and Traveler: Oh cool, they're not doing a crime; they're just gay.

But they were, in fact, doing a crime.

deserved

Every Snow White review so far

Rachel: powerhouse talent incredible performance one of the best disney live action adaptions ever wonderful impactful stunning wow wow wow

Gal: was also there

you're so welcome guys

debating which person in yubas would be cigarettes and which one would be the matches for a fic i'm writing

you could argue that yun is self-destructed right now. but how is elias contributing to that? in the fic this is after their breakup and it like reallyy fucks yun up.

but ALSO we could argue it's them during the relationship. elias collapsing in on himself because of yun. how elias wants to help him, but he refuses help. yun is obsessive, incredibly unstable. (i mean tbf so is elias...)

this doesn't need to be about self-destruction either. it could also be about recreation, appearances, someone being "the spark." i don't know anymore why am i debating this it's one line about which colors the boxes are.

I saw a post that said "percy jackson is like the hufflepuff of fandoms because everyone's super nice and other people think we're silly" and i thought it was ironic, because one of my friends had told me a while ago that the pjo fandom has a big misogyny problem and we're the least aware of it.

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

nuomilier style study (also i could not stop thinking about lesbian vampires)

okay so i've gotten some mixed answers on this. i'm probably gonna go with yun cigarette elias matches for my fic though. thank you to allo for always cooking and to whoever (maybe vani) said "the cigarettes are the reason the matches burn in the first place"

debating which person in yubas would be cigarettes and which one would be the matches for a fic i'm writing

you could argue that yun is self-destructed right now. but how is elias contributing to that? in the fic this is after their breakup and it like reallyy fucks yun up.

but ALSO we could argue it's them during the relationship. elias collapsing in on himself because of yun. how elias wants to help him, but he refuses help. yun is obsessive, incredibly unstable. (i mean tbf so is elias...)

this doesn't need to be about self-destruction either. it could also be about recreation, appearances, someone being "the spark." i don't know anymore why am i debating this it's one line about which colors the boxes are.

american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.