Obi-wan Kenobi: "time to see exactly what got caught in the trap today."
*he walked outside his hut in the middle of the desert of the scorching sand box known as tatooine. the trap was not to far and namely he had it set up to catch maybe small animals or intruders who wanted to raid his hut for stuff, Ben wasn't exactly sure what hed expect but- catching a purge trooper was definitely not on the list.*
Obi-wan: "well..this is unexpected..'' *he gazed at the growling half conscious purge trooper. who was currently immobilized from the trap.* "wandered a little far haven't you trooper."
purge trooper cody: *currently tired and sick with a annoying chip in his head and a annoying Jedi trapped him..soo angry if not then he'd be feral*
obi-wan:" now what shall I do with you...Cody." *he spoke more to himself thinking maybe wipe his mind and send em elsewhere?...or the more disaster liniage thing to do aka bring Cody inside and get answers.*
purge trooper cody: who the kark is Cody. I am CC-2224 and you are a Jedi, a traitor and must b..handles.!.. *replied the bound up clone, which for that obi wan just removed his helmet and sighed*
obi wan:'' that's alright Cody I'm sure once you rest and have tea and we disuss you'll come to your senses." *he finds a discarded blaster pistol and set it to stun* "though I'll have to use more- uncivilized methods. sleep well Cody" *was the last thing he said before stopping Cody from speaking with a good stun blast and dragged him to his hut.*
*the adventure begins I suppose lol"
if youve ever complained about the quality of my art, know these were the conditions i was working under
Scrunchy face on dogma is priceless (and other clones)
He witnessed a reg violation (vode playing sabacc for credits) and he’s trying so hard to be normal about. He will not nark to the Captain, he will NOT.
Somewhere out there there's a codywan au where he's a surfer and he works at a frozen banana stand. and uh... yeah. Enter me.
Episode ?: Heatstroke
Obi-Wan overheated in the banana costume and also he saw a hot man and who can blame him
Let me introduce you to the father of the intergalactic mafia.
This to'kustard, despite being what many would call it "of the old school", is capable of causing wars between friendly nations. His physical capacity, added to his experience, make him the one to rule the underworld.
All kinds of illegal weapons, he has them, and he will give that and more if you are part of his family.
His family has a hierarchy. At the base are the cousins, old friends who earned their position with many years of experience together. At the moment just 5 aliens in the galaxy have this privilege.
Then there are the brothers. They were born together, lived together, and ruled the underworld together. Sadly, the only one with that privilege, died many years ago.
And next to him, the only one in the universe who has managed to soft the heart of "The Titan".
Despite not being a blood child, Ko'rl adopted him as his son, making him his legacy and future mob heir.
Obi-Wan and Cody: *cuddling* Obi: *turns away from Cody* Cody: what? Do you not want to cuddle? You no longer love me, is that it? Obi: . . . Have you never heard of spooning? Cody: what’s that? Obi: here, you put your arms around me here—and then we’re still cuddling, just more comfortably Cody: Cody: this is just a horizontal piggyback ride Obi:
“the war has only just begun”
SORRRRRA
CODY LOL
Dang poor fives he’s dead
I don't know anymore, I still can't draw, took me WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to long to finish, but still, thought this was a funny idea.
I miss drawing.....
You gotta just. Unfollow blogs that upset you. If you are so angry at a total stranger that you send them multiple anonymous messages, that is not normal. That is not healthy behavior.
i’ve been compiling them… for personal reasons (words/phrases or explanations with an *asterisks before them are ones i made up, just fyi)
shabuir (n) = “jerk but stronger” according to mandoa.org [i like to interpret it as the equivalent of calling someone a fuckup, deadbeat parent, der. from shabiir - to ruin/screw up & buir - parent] Sooran, shab! = suck it, screwup! [der. from shabiir] shab'rudur (v) = to fuck with, to screw with [der. shabuir + rud - around] Ne shab'rud'ni. = “Don’t screw with me.”, “Don’t fuck around.”
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Stunning skulk!
Maine is unfinished, but I’m doing outfits on the character sheet!!