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RRVerse ask game

general courtesy is to send an ask to the person you rb from

1. which character do you think would either be your best friend or fucking hate you irl

2. which character looks the coolest?

3. who would you like to see more fanart/fic of?

4. what couple/relationship/character inspires you to create content

5. whose powers would you want to have?

7. which two characters that have never/barely interacted would be best friends or dating in your mind if given the circumstances?

8. specific headcanon for a character?

9. what do you think [a character] would do after all their adventures end?

i enter the Petco and bang my scepter on the floor, loudly declaring "BEASTKEEPERS, SHOW ME YOUR MOST TRANSGENDER ANIMAL". an employee sheepishly directs me to the mealworms

FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH LETS GOOOOO

We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public

sometimes "he would not fucking say that" isn't just about fanfic. sometimes a new season of the show comes out and in canon he is now saying things he just would not fucking say

Hi

if the pjo television show had any guts they would've cast rick riordan in all the roles and put him in different wigs

I think it’s funny how celebrities moving from Twitter to Tumblr gain nothing here.

Like, settle in to be just some guy. No one cares. You are just as much tumblrina as the rest of us now.

Yeah, you might be famous, but you’re not tumblr famous. Yeah, you won an Oscar but you’ll never be as beloved as Blorbo from my shows. We will never freak out about you answering our ask as we will freak out over our ship still not being canon. We care more about hot takes than follower counts here. We are so unmarketable, there is no good PR on our hellsite /aff.

We only wanna see cool shoelaces that’s it.