Whoever Asked For This During InvictusCon, You're A Mad Lad.

Audiobooks don't count as reading. Neither do e-books. Or printed books.

You haven't *really* read a book unless it was tattooed on the entrails of a one-eyed goat under the full moon during the winter solstice. While wearing a piece of rutabaga on your head.

SOMEONE APOLOGIES-JON'ED MY LOCAL BOOKSHOP'S POST-IT WALL i'm going to get you

Arthur Lester my beloved 💛

sharing a pipe under the starry sky 🌠

Tag yourself

balin and ori 🪶💤

Why is Jon Sims on PR duty. He’s the one guy who should NEVER be representing ANY organization.

(Jon’s the type of guy to not support the Oxford comma, the eye god, and Martin who is well liked by the majority of the population)

I would like to make one thing abundantly clear. The Oxford comma is not a force to be glanced over. It is a load-bearing pillar of many would-be awful sentences. The Oxford comma will save you when no one else will. It may seem so insignificant at first, but no matter how useless it seems at first, it will be there until the end. It will walk with you and calm you and keep your head straight and keep you grounded and make you tea and dammit if you look away from it for one second, if you take it for granted you may lose it, and your whole world will come crumbling down. But it'll be there at the end of the world with you.

What was I on about?

Oh yes. Fuck the eye god. I think that's everything answered..

J. Sims, The Archivist