severance continues to get wilder. gretchen cheats on her husband with her husband; don't let her husband find out! ham-based throuple gets significantly more ominous. helena convinced mentioning local depressed alcoholic widower's dead wife by the wrong name is a surefire way to get him to need her carnally. somewhere markhelly is wasting company time getting freaky under a table. milchick beefs with child and paperclips.
severance really said they were gonna take the love square/triangle trope and make it so insane. NOBODY is doing it like them. gretchen has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. burt out here ominously setting up a ham-based throuple. helena wants that widower cookie sooo bad.
mark scout, im sorry. i was unfamiliar with your game until you rizzed me w/ it. i was such a champion of pathetic malewife boss mark s. i didn't realize how bad mark scout sucked (huge positive). i love your petty, prickly, angry everything, mr. scout. kiss me in the lumon elevator as you lose all your memories
Guys we all in this together right 😁
shooketh
Severance takes place in a dystopian alternate universe where everyone is carnally attracted to Adam Scott
Forgot I made this in a dazed state last night and got jump scared by it in my drafts
at first I was gonna keep my designs fairly simple but then I whipped out these guys
my favourite thing about mark s. is that he's just a little bit unrenderable. like adam scott is soooo stunning but i feel like nobody can quite draw him. can't quite get the essence of his features. it's the zendaya phenomenon all over again. mark serves face but took the "render not my creation in miniature" too seriously 😭 render not at all apparently
Can’t spell “Five nights at Freddy’s” without GAY
(Based off @/flashcs5 post)
y'all i will not stand for glasses charlie slimecicle erasure. you gaze upon his pretty new haircut and his pretty new contacts and you say "why he kindaa--" fools. all of you have been blinded from the start. he was ALWAYS "kinda." more than kinda. they may boo at me in the streets and tell me my hot take is too hot. no. i defend it with the ferocity of a madwoman: short hair square glasses charlie slimecicle was the look.
The back door is always unlocked for when you want to come home. | James 1:22-24🪻| "At the bottom of the well, my round head is no longer funny [...]"
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