Mr/ms/mrs. Caterpillar, whatever, u don't own her. stop acting like a sigma beta alpha wolf. She's her own person. She doesn't belong to u. She belongs with me.
And love, no. I'm not an old man. I'm 19. I hope you're not a minor, if so, I apologise.
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sigma alpha gamma what. after wolf all i heard was wolfstar. stawp. what'll happen to me.
btw bro change yo language pls š
are you a minor?
no
im your hottest mutual zuh
very difficult to guess duh
can I be the Ben to you Jerry?
(i couldn't help myself)
YES, you can.
staying on tumblr after 12am? dumb move girl, dumb move.
ANOTHER ONE FOR THE NEET DEPRESSANTS
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these idiots can't even rizz up a pretty girl without stealing my identity
tsk
im going to beat them ALL over the head with a textbook
then we can give them ice packs together afterwards and make them apologize
i think this is a lovely fabulous idea do you agree my dear?
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sure mr. caterpillar
sorry-
my soulmate prolly found my tumblr and said "bewdi se kya he baat karun"
pasta my love
if pasta was a person, Iād marry it.