Lets Skip The Small Talk. -D

For years i was chasing a spectre of something that was never there for me.

🎨: tidalbox

dire need of a mind-numbing knee-weakening orgasm

these idiots can't even rizz up a pretty girl without stealing my identity

tsk

im going to beat them ALL over the head with a textbook

then we can give them ice packs together afterwards and make them apologize

i think this is a lovely fabulous idea do you agree my dear?

-🐛

sure mr. caterpillar

Youre going to hunt me down?

I'd like to see you try

kisses and chocolate for thee if you can find out who is me <3

i- i mean- technically no- *starts stammering*

hi hi !

helllooo!

oh we're so back !!!!!!

when i get a lover. I'll force him to join tumblr, make his url milk chocolate and change mine to dark chocolate FOR SURE. and y'all will swoon

I will remember this :(

mr caterpillar you better come back right here right now. RIGHT NOW.