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chocolateloml
1 week ago

these idiots can't even rizz up a pretty girl without stealing my identity

tsk

im going to beat them ALL over the head with a textbook

then we can give them ice packs together afterwards and make them apologize

i think this is a lovely fabulous idea do you agree my dear?

-🐛

sure mr. caterpillar

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and can you? rizz up a girl? that's your new name
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chocolateloml
6 days ago

what can I do? Let's see..

In general, many things. Ur gonna have to specify which one u meant.

For u? I'd do anything.

And to u? Oh love, I don't think it's appropriate to say those kinda things in public.

uhhhh

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chocolateloml
1 week ago

would u respond to a stranger’s text?

yeah why not

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anon ask
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chocolateloml
6 days ago

ayo wtf who is this new anon? are you secretly answering different anon behind my back??? oh god the betrayal

listen mf take your cringey ass anon questions and take em somewhere else, this shawty is mine

Ayo Wtf Who Is This New Anon? Are You Secretly Answering Different Anon Behind My Back??? Oh God The
Ayo Wtf Who Is This New Anon? Are You Secretly Answering Different Anon Behind My Back??? Oh God The
Ayo Wtf Who Is This New Anon? Are You Secretly Answering Different Anon Behind My Back??? Oh God The

please tell me you're not a 40 year old creep 💀

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fun anon is back
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chocolateloml
2 weeks ago

date idea: let's listen to true crime podcasts while enjoying wine and pasta together. (and then later watch the moon)

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chocolateloml
1 week ago
Was Your Star Next To Mine ?
Was Your Star Next To Mine ?
Was Your Star Next To Mine ?
Was Your Star Next To Mine ?
Was Your Star Next To Mine ?
Was Your Star Next To Mine ?
Was Your Star Next To Mine ?

Was your star next to mine ?

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chocolateloml
1 week ago
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chocolateloml
1 week ago

Don't let loneliness lower your standards.

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chocolateloml
1 week ago

the Ben and Jerry anon silly goof

ohhhhh- i see

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Still anon who are you
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chocolateloml
2 weeks ago

bhaisahab eye contact bhi kya cheez hai

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